Traitor Game L: Existential Crisis

[Chris Lang]

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Kevin M. 06-13-2007 11:24 PM

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Just before Megaman delivered his third and final smack, Chuck Norris disappeared and the Great Hall transformed back from a Dojo, as Odin made his announcement.

Dwight bowed to Megaman. "You put up a good fight, small blue one. You have earned my respect."

With that Dwight turned and limped back to his desk.

"What is this all over my paper shredder? Is this hamburger? This is not funny!

"What is . . .?"

Dwight reached into the shredder's basket.


Suddenly, a girlish shriek rang out around Asgard.
Dwight lay unconscious on the floor in a dead faint. An eyeball fell from his hand and rolled across the ground, gathering dust.

Grimlock walked up to Megaman, and patted on the back, almost knocking him down.

OT: This is before the kill.

"Little bot did good" Grimlock comented. "You worthy fighter, Grimlock proud to have you as friend" He then looked back to see what the scream was.

[Chris Lang]

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Froggy 06-13-2007 11:25 PM

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Just before Megaman delivered his third and final smack, Chuck Norris disappeared and the Great Hall transformed back from a Dojo, as Odin made his announcement.

Dwight bowed to Megaman. "You put up a good fight, small blue one. You have earned my respect."

With that Dwight turned and limped back to his desk.

"What is this all over my paper shredder? Is this hamburger? This is not funny!

"What is . . .?"

Dwight reached into the shredder's basket.

Suddenly, a girlish shriek rang out around Asgard.

Dwight lay unconscious on the floor in a dead faint. An eyeball fell from his hand and rolled across the ground, gathering dust.

"Thank.....you? Megaman said, before going to sit back down next to Bo. "His blows had zero effect on me, yet that Mr Norris kept giving him points....peculiar"

[Chris Lang]

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KamenRaida 06-13-2007 11:26 PM

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Grimlock watched and wonder what happneded. "What he doing to human?" Grimlock asked Kamen Rider Odin.

"An action humans use to force out laughter." Kamen Rider Odin explained bluntly, "Although being made of metal, I doubt that Dwight is laughing too much much. Still, with the conditions of this fight, it does not seem clear who will be the eventual victor."

OOC: After the Kill

BIC:

"Ah, so the fight ends as a draw! Hrmh, the conditions may have cost Megaman the battle. Still, it is good news that Megaman holds the wisdom to be ruthless. We will not need to worry of him holding back on his choices."

"But, to the matter at hand," Kamen Rider Odin stared at the one Twinkie that composed of one of the many remains of Batman, "The method of his death is.... ambiguous. I suggest we think very carefully about this before making a vote."

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Donald M. 06-13-2007 11:30 PM

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"Thank.....you? Megaman said, before going to sit back down next to Bo. "His blows had zero effect on me, yet that Mr Norris kept giving him points....peculiar"

[IMG]chuck_norris.jpg[/IMG]

"Martial Arts Competition isn't about the effect of your blows, but that they are solid hits that connect with the opponent's body, getting through his defenses. Speaking of which, neither of you put up a credible defense, it was one of the sadder displays of Martial prowess It's ever been my sorrow to witness. Just what is your discipline?"

*AHEM*

Odin cleared his throat.

"Right, right. I was just leaving."

[Chris Lang]

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Indigo Al 06-13-2007 11:32 PM

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As Batman appeared in the misty, cold, sunless realm of Niffleheim, he looked around.



"Why isn't there a skating rink here?"

Meanwhile, back in Valhalla, the players had dispersed back to the Tavern. All of a sudden, everyone was interrupted by a shimmering interdimensional portal, opening up in the middle of the Player’s Tavern! Balder the Brave, Asgard’s God of Light, shot through the portal and crashed unto the floor. The Gods and Players looked on in astonishment as they noticed he was covered in blood, a wooden mistletoe arrow sticking from his chest!

“Balder!” Odin exclaimed.

“A-all-father….there be no time…..I must warn theee…..597-X ….*” and with his last breath, Balder the Brave expired.

Odin turned to Hela in rage “HELA! I swear by all the Norns thou shalt pay for this!!!!”

Hela, her arms crossed, did not flinch. “Stay thine hand, my liege. I do give mine solemn oath I am not behind this. It seems a hidden menace threatens Asgard – by name of 597-X. Hmph! If there is to be a menace, I and only I am to be it. Still, I canst not deny having beautiful sunshine Balder in my misty home will not gladden my heart. A wooden mistletoe arrow – surely an ominous portent, is it not, All-Father?” she smiled cruelly.

Remembering the ageless legends, Odin turned then to Loki with a glare of pure anger.....

OOC: Just FYI, neither Hela nor Loki nor Traitors had anything to do with it - this is 597-X!

I promised you a battle exercise tonight, but there's too much going on so I will save it for early tomorrow morning so you guys can play off of it.

[Chris Lang]

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Froggy 06-13-2007 11:32 PM

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"Well....that was quite weird......and thank you Grimlock" MEgaman said before wondering who killed Batman

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Tommy 06-13-2007 11:35 PM

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"Thank.....you? Megaman said, before going to sit back down next to Bo. "His blows had zero effect on me, yet that Mr Norris kept giving him points....peculiar"

Bo set his second glass of mead down and leaned close to Megaman’s auditory sensors and whispered, rather loudly, “Dude, you kicked ASS!” In fact more than whispering he seemed to be yelling. “You should totally order a cheeseburger. Man, I am so freaking hungry. I could just eat, like, a whole cow. Can we get some music up in here?”

Bo got up and stumbled to the corner where he found a dusty jukebox sitting. He pulled some loose change and pressed a few buttons on it.

“Man, I love this song!”

[Chris Lang]

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Kevin M. 06-13-2007 11:39 PM

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Grimlock looked over the crime scen trying, to the best of his abilities, to deduce who could have killed Batman.

"Me Grimlock know who killed Batman" he said. A moment of silence passed before he spoke again.

"Me forgot" he sais trying to remeber.

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darkkeeperjr 06-13-2007 11:49 PM

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Bo got up and stumbled to the corner where he found a dusty jukebox sitting. He pulled some loose change and pressed a few buttons on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDP38jFXIiI ]“Man, I love this song!”[/url]

Pan raced bling to the machine and started to push buttons randomly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3vehSgdhQU

OOC: the link should read "look what I did!" Good night.

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Froggy 06-13-2007 11:53 PM

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Bo set his second glass of mead down and leaned close to Megaman’s auditory sensors and whispered, rather loudly, “Dude, you kicked ASS!” In fact more than whispering he seemed to be yelling. “You should totally order a cheeseburger. Man, I am so freaking hungry. I could just eat, like, a whole cow. Can we get some music up in here?”

Bo got up and stumbled to the corner where he found a dusty jukebox sitting. He pulled some loose change and pressed a few buttons on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDP38jFXIiI ]“Man, I love this song!”[/url]

"Uhh......thank you? He said, noting his auditory sensors were fine. "They're good, I'm not turning into Auto"

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 06-13-2007 11:54 PM

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Thorpool got close and whispered in Bob's ear.

"It containeth Madame Hydra and the first Spider-Woman... doing... thou knowest what!"

Thorpool stood up.

"So what dost thou say? Fifty big ones and the uncut DVD is thou's...!"

Upon hearing that, Bob makes a made dash towards Karl. He runs at Karl so fast that he accidentally tackles him into the ground putting them in a very "compromising poistion."



"Karl! Money! Now!"



"What? Why?"

"Thorpool! Porn! Madame Hydra! Spider-Woman! Stuff! Money! Now!"

"Excuse me? What 'stuff'?"

"You know! Stuff! *Wink Wink* Bow Chika Wow Wow!"

"First off, calm down. Second, we have no time for this you sick freak!"

"There's always time! ALWAYS!"

"No there isn't! Look, Batman just died! We gotta make a vote soon. There's more important matters!"

"Just put me down for whoever you're voting for. Now gimme 50 bucks! I know you always hide your cash in your right boot, in your sock between your big and middle toe."

"How did you know that?!"

"It was in your blog."

"Dammit, I forgot about that. Here, just take the money. Leave me alone."

"Score! HAIL HYDRA~!"

Bob then runs back to Thorpool.

[Chris Lang]

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Tommy 06-14-2007 12:09 AM

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Pan raced bling to the machine and started to push buttons randomly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3vehSgdhQU

"That is the sad song from the O.C. I miss that show." Bo said loudly once again. In fact he looked almost like he was tearing up. Until Volstagg yelled at him "Your burger is ready."

Bo ran across the room and shoved the entire burger in his mouth devouring it in a single bite.

"Another... or two... or four," Bo said.

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Kevin M. 06-14-2007 12:10 AM

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His internal systems began beep, indicating that his energy reserve began to run low.

"Me need energon" he said as he looked around. Seeing the bartender, he walked up to him and asked him.

"You have energon?" he asked. The barender nodded, and grabbed a large, glowing energon cube.

"Thanks" the Dinobot said as he took it and began to drink it.

"That better"

[Chris Lang]

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Chris Lang 06-14-2007 12:11 AM

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As Batman appeared in the misty, cold, sunless realm of Niffleheim, he looked around.



"Why isn't there a skating rink here?"

Meanwhile, back in Valhalla, the players had dispersed back to the Tavern. All of a sudden, everyone was interrupted by a shimmering interdimensional portal, opening up in the middle of the Player’s Tavern! Balder the Brave, Asgard’s God of Light, shot through the portal and crashed unto the floor. The Gods and Players looked on in astonishment as they noticed he was covered in blood, a wooden mistletoe arrow sticking from his chest!

“Balder!” Odin exclaimed.

“A-all-father….there be no time…..I must warn theee…..597-X ….*” and with his last breath, Balder the Brave expired.

Odin turned to Hela in rage “HELA! I swear by all the Norns thou shalt pay for this!!!!”

Hela, her arms crossed, did not flinch. “Stay thine hand, my liege. I do give mine solemn oath I am not behind this. It seems a hidden menace threatens Asgard – by name of 597-X. Hmph! If there is to be a menace, I and only I am to be it. Still, I canst not deny having beautiful sunshine Balder in my misty home will not gladden my heart. A wooden mistletoe arrow – surely an ominous portent, is it not, All-Father?” she smiled cruelly.

Remembering the ageless legends, Odin turned then to Loki with a glare of pure anger.....

OOC: Just FYI, neither Hela nor Loki nor Traitors had anything to do with it - this is 597-X!

I promised you a battle exercise tonight, but there's too much going on so I will save it for early tomorrow morning so you guys can play off of it.

Mayday just emerged from the nearest place that passed for a restroom. She had been throwing up since Batman's fate had been revealed.

When she emerged from the restroom, she saw Balder collapse on the ground with a mistletoe arrow in his chest.

"I... I don't know if I can handle this." Spider-Girl said, her voice shaking.

Mayday was sickened by what she had seen. Many times she had uttered the phrase "No one dies on my watch!". And many times, she had saved lives. But despite her best efforts, sometimes people had died on her watch.

There was Crazy Eight, a gimmicky supervillain Spider-Girl had fought a few times before. Spider-Girl had leaped in to save a kid posing as Spider-Man from being gunned down by Mr. Nobody, a teleporting assassin. As a result, Crazy Eight was gunned down instead.

Then there was the time one of the Scriers had tried to kill her. When he was defeated, he committed suicide in front of her with an incendiary device.

But she had never encountered anything like this before. To make matters worse, there was now some other menace at work unrelated to Hela, called 597-X.

"I don't know what to do..." Mayday said simply.

[Chris Lang]

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Weirdopky 06-14-2007 12:24 AM

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After Thorpool's remarks about Moon Knight, a portal opens up in Santa's bag. Then, out pops Marc Spector himself, holding a truncheon, in staff form.


Hey, Wilson, stay away from my methods, you jackass He conks Thorpool over the head with his truncheon, and pulls out a moon crescent dart. He then decides to slice of Thorpool's mask, but then notices Wilson's disfigured face. Dear sweet Khonshu, what the hell? Put it on, DAMNIT!! Put the damn mask back on, you ugly bastard. He then jumps back into the portal.

Hmm, that'll come in handy later on. Still. we must face the issue at hand. Batman, like I told all of you, is dead. It's commonplace for him to die first or early on in a traitor game. So, now we need to find out who did it. Since he was strangled with questionaires, I doubt it was Dwight, because that would make him look too obvious. Plus, he was in the middle of a battle at the time, at least from what we know. Anyway, we have time to figure things out.

Then, Santa sees Balder fall to the floor. God damnit, now we got another enemy to face? Sweet baby Jesus, what is wrong with this place? It's a damn breeding ground for evil.

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 06-14-2007 12:30 AM

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Then, Santa sees Balder fall to the floor. God damnit, now we got another enemy to face? Sweet baby Jesus, what is wrong with this place? It's a damn breeding ground for evil.

"Who cares about 24601-X or whatever the hell it's name is. We got porn! Sweet mouth-watering, good till the credits roll porn! All thanks to 'Da God Wit Da Mouth' Thorpool! Here's the 50, 'Pool. Lay it on me! Hail Hydra~!"



"You'll have to excuse him, Mr. Claus. He's...he's an idiot."

"You're mom is an idiot."

"At least I had one."

".....Shut yer big mouth, ya bigmouth!"

(Great comeback, Bob. That'll teach him!)

[Chris Lang]

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KamenRaida 06-14-2007 12:35 AM

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Kamen Rider Odin's demeanour remained as passive as always even with the fall of a God. Neither that nor the prospect of a new enemy to be wary of seemed to faze the Kamen Rider one bit.

That was far from the truth. Regaining bits of what he was may have been the worst thing for him to do at this point, for now, he felt fear. Gods were not beings to be made playthings of, and yet right in front of them was one, impaled by a misletoe.

"This... 597-X.... To be able to kill a God with such brutality.... By my namesake, I hope I will never to face this being..... And if I do, I---- No! How can I be thinking about this. Allowing myself to feel emotions.... I must keep strong, a clear mind. Fear will only influence my judgement, and I need every bit of judgement I have to win this! This isn't like the Rider War. I cannot win through brute force alone.... I must be clear with my choice, and wise with my decision!

"I don't know what to do..." Mayday said simply.

"What you need to do," Kamen Rider Odin started, before teleporting himself to right in front of Mayday, "Is to take this by its stride, and do what is necessary to survive." Kamen Rider Odin gave himself a few moments to observe Mayday. Her posture, her breathing rate, variables for him to make an educated hypothesis of her mental state.

"You've seen what death is like. You know that there are people that cannot be saved no matter how much we wish them to be. Some fall by their own folly, and others by the maliciousess of others. And yet, you still find death.... uncomfortable."

Laughing softly, Kamen Rider Odin continued, "If that is the case, you'll be in for quite abit of hell. I've seen how this game runs. Whether we be Traitor or not, all who wish to survive this game must choose the path of trechary. You may find that you'll have to condemn one of whom you hold trust in, and there is someone in this room you believe worthy of it, isn't there?"

"Make your choice, Spider-girl. Play this game with wisdom and live, or do nothing and wait for death."

[Chris Lang]

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Weirdopky 06-14-2007 12:36 AM

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"You'll have to excuse him, Mr. Claus. He's...he's an idiot."

Idiot? You're kidding, right? He's a freakin' genius. We're isolated, not too many good looking women in this game, and you don't want to watch porn? Dude, you need a therapist.

Then, Santa opens his bag, puts his arm through the portal he just found, and pulls out two lay-Z-boy chairs, a six pack of beer, and two steak sandwhiches.

Bob, though I may find you quite odd, you have a good heart, sharing these delightful tapes with an old, robotic soul. Enjoy the sandwich, friend.

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Tommy 06-14-2007 12:38 AM

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Volstagg prepared not four burgers for the boy, but more like fourty. Placing them on a positively massive try he slammed them down in front of the highschooler.

The chaos that followed shocked everyone in attendance. Buns went flying, condiment packages exploded, and several patrons ran outside to throw up.

When all was done Bo was leaning back in his chair with an empty plate in front of him. Mean while the walls, floor and ceiling were now covered in massive ketchup splotches.

“Mmm that was good. What’s for desert?” Bo asked.

Volstagg looked at the ornamental cuckoo clock on the wall; the whole horrible incident had taken a little over thirty six seconds.

[Chris Lang]

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Jeremi 06-14-2007 12:41 AM

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Thorpool took a giant breath, Ace Ventura style.

*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*

"The name's Thorpool (or Beta Ray Wade), formerly Deadpool until my father Loki, Norse God of Trickery, coerced me into picking up Norse Thunder God and Uncle Thor's Hammer Mjolnir, which turned me into the next avatar of Thor and thus welcome to the realm of Asgard than any Midgarder."

*kaff*

"Pleased to meetcha kid. Norse Buddha over hither is our local barkeep, and I've just made his acquaintance. Have a seat and tell me thy story, young chinaman."

"Well my name is Gan Ning but people like to call me Gan Ning of the bells since I usually were these bells round my waist.I'm a former pirate but now I'm a officer in the Wu kingdom."

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 06-14-2007 12:53 AM

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Idiot? You're kidding, right? He's a freakin' genius. We're isolated, not too many good looking women in this game, and you don't want to watch porn? Dude, you need a therapist.

"Are you kidding me? Does nobody realize the important matter here? Batman is dead!"



"Dude you need to take it easy. You're getting a bit uptight and crazy. As Big Red over there said, you need a therapist."

"Says the guy wearing a santa outfit while sporting cybernetic enhancements?"

"Hey man, don't judge a book by it's cover."

".....Am I seriously the only normal person here?!?!"

Karl turns around to face another player from the game.



SIGH "I'm going back on the computer and try to do something remotely productive in this place."