Traitor Game L: Existential Crisis

[Chris Lang]

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Kevin M. 06-14-2007 12:57 AM

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After injesting the energon, Grimlock made his way back towards the the murder scene. "Maybe Grimlock can remeber who did it if me see dead bat again" he said as he arrived.

Looking over it Grimlock remeber the suspects name and also began to think about other ones who could have done it.

"Me pretty sure who did it, just need more time to think"


OT: Good night folks.

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Froggy 06-14-2007 02:29 AM

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"I have a good guess as to who did it" Megaman said unknowingly aloud

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GoGo Yubari 06-14-2007 05:02 AM

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"I have a good guess as to who did it" Megaman said unknowingly aloud

Ty Lee tilted her head; the guessing game had started, it looked like, but she, conversely, had no clue what to make out of what happened to the bat guy, whereas these two guys with the funny armor seemed to have it figured out already.

"... really? Um, who?"

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KamenRaida 06-14-2007 07:37 AM

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"Me pretty sure who did it, just need more time to think"
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"I have a good guess as to who did it" Megaman said unknowingly aloud

Kamen Rider Odin turned his attention away from Mayday to the two robots.

"Well, it wouldn't be polite if either of you kept your suspicions to yourselves, would it? Do enlighten us."

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Superheroic 06-14-2007 08:10 AM

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Ares looked at the Twinkie corpse of Batman. "That is an--interesting, way to die."

[Chris Lang]

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Deadpooligan 06-14-2007 08:34 AM

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"Score! HAIL HYDRA~!"

Bob then runs back to Thorpool.

"Who cares about 24601-X or whatever the hell it's name is. We got porn! Sweet mouth-watering, good till the credits roll porn! All thanks to 'Da God Wit Da Mouth' Thorpool! Here's the 50, 'Pool. Lay it on me! Hail Hydra~!"

"Here thou art, Bob. And for such a speedy payment in 30 minutes or less, thou getteth... THEE MYSTERY DISC!"

Bob had stars in his eyes when Thorpool gave him the DVD and "Mystery Disc".***

"I can't tell thou what's on it, but I'm sure you'll find it great."

Ares looked at the Twinkie corpse of Batman. "That is an--interesting, way to die."

Thorpool charged into Ares, knocking him back a little.

"Now where were we...?"

TP opened his arms wide. His smile beamed under the mask.

"Righeth! Giveth me a hug! Did'st thou not hear my speech about being thy brother-from-another-mother-and-pantheon? HUUUUUUUG!!"

He walked in closer, kind of adorable in a menacing way.

Hey, Wilson, stay away from my methods, you jackass He conks Thorpool over the head with his truncheon, and pulls out a moon crescent dart. He then decides to slice of Thorpool's mask, but then notices Wilson's disfigured face. Dear sweet Khonshu, what the hell? Put it on, DAMNIT!! Put the damn mask back on, you ugly bastard. He then jumps back into the portal.

OOC: Actually, I look like Tom Cruise ("Thom Cruise") in a curse by Loki. And my "mask" is an Asgardian Helmet that covers my entire face. Didn't you look at my prologue?

*** The Mystery Disc contains Baron Von Strucker and MODOK giggling like schoolgirls as they innocently caress each other's bodies (massive heads?).

It's great for scaring children, and blackmail!

[Chris Lang]

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Superheroic 06-14-2007 08:51 AM

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Thorpool charged into Ares, knocking him back a little.

"Now where were we...?"

TP opened his arms wide. His smile beamed under the mask.

"Righeth! Giveth me a hug! Did'st thou not hear my speech about being thy brother-from-another-mother-and-pantheon? HUUUUUUUG!!"

He walked in closer, kind of adorable in a menacing way.

"I did'st-DID," Ares said. "However I was distracted by The Batman's death." The air seemed to darken around Ares, "Don't think we are Brothers-in-Arms, Thorpool. You are no deity. And do. Not. Hug. Me."

[Chris Lang]

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Deadpooligan 06-14-2007 09:25 AM

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"I did'st-DID," Ares said. "However I was distracted by The Batman's death." The air seemed to darken around Ares, "Don't think we are Brothers-in-Arms, Thorpool. You are no deity. And do. Not. Hug. Me."

"We ar'st so "hermanos en fuego", good Ares."

He put his foot down, making the room shake.

"AND I AM SOETH A NORSE DEITY! DOST THOU NOT SEE MY MAGIC MUJEEBUR HAMMER AND URU HELMET?"

Thorpool put his finger in Ares's face.



"Oh, I getteth it now. Thou art a racist! Thou hate the Norse Pantheon with all thy being and passion!"

TP's eyes squinted.

"I'd bet thou woulds't hug Heracles with all thy being."

He turned around and yelled.

"LO' MY ASGARDIAN BRETHREN! THIS "ARES" FOOL HAST CALLED US ALL VIKING PANSIES AND BELIEVES HE COULD BEAT US ALL IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH, VERILY!"

All the Asgardians walking around stopped what they were doing and glared at Ares.

Loki idly watched in the corner.

"This should be interesting..."

[Chris Lang]

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Weirdopky 06-14-2007 09:54 AM

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I've decided to do a revised version of MK coming out of the bag.


Previously:

MK jumps out of Santa's bag.

Wilson, Stop stealing my act. He then takes out a crescent dart, and goes for TP's face, but it is interrupted by the fact that it's a helmet. What the...???? Thorpool? Weird. Whatever, still, stay away from my act, ya sonovabitch. He then jumps back into the bag.

Now:

Bob, is it? I have a feeling you'll want to save that "mystery disk" for someone else, like if you want to torture your pal over there. I have a strange feeling about this.

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Superheroic 06-14-2007 10:15 AM

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"LO' MY ASGARDIAN BRETHREN! THIS "ARES" FOOL HAST CALLED US ALL VIKING PANSIES AND BELIEVES HE COULD BEAT US ALL IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH, VERILY!"

All the Asgardians walking around stopped what they were doing and glared at Ares.

Loki idly watched in the corner.

"This should be interesting..."

Ares snatched Thorpool's finger in one hand and in one swift motion tore it from Thorpool's hand. "Liar!" Ares roared. He punched Thorpool in the face, Thorpool's helmet flying from his head. Ares shoved the severed finger into Thorpool's mouth. "Not only will you eat your words you will eat yourself!" Ares drew a sword and plunged it into Thorpool's torso and pinned him to the wall.

"Listen to me Asgardians. I was called by the Norns to help Odin in this Traitor Game. I no longer care for the petty arguments of the Gods. Do not listen to this imposter. If he truly held the power of Thor would I be able to do this!" Ares snatched Mjolnir from Thorpool's hand and raised it high. Then bashed Thorpool on his head, causing the Mercenary to swallow his own finger. Ares dropped the hammer. "Now, if anyone else would like to discuss this further, please, feel free to approach me."

[Chris Lang]

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Deadpooligan 06-14-2007 11:12 AM

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Ares snatched Thorpool's finger in one hand and in one swift motion tore it from Thorpool's hand. "Liar!" Ares roared. He punched Thorpool in the face, Thorpool's helmet flying from his head. Ares shoved the severed finger into Thorpool's mouth. "Not only will you eat your words you will eat yourself!" Ares drew a sword and plunged it into Thorpool's torso and pinned him to the wall.

"Listen to me Asgardians. I was called by the Norns to help Odin in this Traitor Game. I no longer care for the petty arguments of the Gods. Do not listen to this impostor. If he truly held the power of Thor would I be able to do this!" Ares snatched Mjolnir from Thorpool's hand and raised it high. Then bashed Thorpool on his head, causing the Mercenary to swallow his own finger. Ares dropped the hammer. "Now, if anyone else would like to discuss this further, please, feel free to approach me."

OOC: To everybody, please feel free to beat on Thorpool if you feel like it. I won't mind, and I doubt he will! lol.

IC:

"Glurk. We'll calleth this one a draw."

Thorpool pulled the sword out of his chest and put his helmet back on.

"Thou didn'st see anything. Especially not the visage of a scientologisteth."

He stood up triumphantly with Mjolnir and raised his left index finger into the air. (Twas missing!)

"Alrighty... MAYBE HE CAN BEAT US TO THE DEATH!"

His finger started to grow back. All the Asgardians glared at Thorpool for the "fake" he was.

"Come on-eth. Dost thou not think that I am the new Thor?"

The Asgardians continued to glare.

"The God of War is clearly worthy of lifting mine hammer, then. Tis' on Midgard's Mighty Avengers to boot!"

Still glaring. Thorpool was getting nervous.

"I swear, Thunderstrike never got this crap from the Asgardians."

He conjured a lightning storm outside.

Look, shiny lightning and thunder! Indisputable proof!"

The Asgardians looked out and began to unglare and ponder.

"Good enough for me, right there."
"Did he just get punctured in the chest by the Greek God of War? And live??"
"That's better than Thor's best showing, period."
"This guy's definitely less stolid than regular Thor. I like him better."
"I say we keep him. His humor and his warrior's spirit outclass old, mundane Thor."

They shouted together.

"OY! Let's have rounds for...!"

"Thorpool."

"...THORPOOL! AH-OOH! AH-OOH AH-OOH!"

They showered him with confetti made of skinned beasts.

"Ahh, yes. My good people. Shower me with gifts and giveth Lady Sif a call. Perhaps Brunnhilde Valkyrie as well."

[Chris Lang]

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mrcelophane 06-14-2007 11:22 AM

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OOC: Guess I Can't put much of a prologue if someone dosen't want spoilers. But anyway...

IC:

Rocky just made it to Asgard a little late. There was a very long train he got stuck at. thats right, he RAN to Asgard! and as he got there...

...Who are all these wackos in the strange costumes, did I walk into some sorta convention or somethin'

OOC: he dosen't know he is in a Traitor Game, so if someone would please enlighten him.

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Superheroic 06-14-2007 11:39 AM

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OOC: I watched Rocky Balboa BTW. Feel free to play Rocky as you see fit!

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Superheroic 06-14-2007 11:43 AM

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"Glurk. We'll calleth this one a draw."

SNIP

"...THORPOOL! AH-OOH! AH-OOH AH-OOH!"

They showered him with confetti made of skinned beasts.

"Ahh, yes. My good people. Shower me with gifts and giveth Lady Sif a call. Perhaps Brunnhilde Valkyrie as well."

Ares stared at the Asgardians. "This is why you will always lose Ragnarok..."

OOC: Deadpooligan - Great Stuff!

[Chris Lang]

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Schornforce 06-14-2007 12:01 PM

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Miss Piggy had noted the dead ground up Batman and the also very-dead god. Now, a missing-finger guy with a hammer was getting showered with dead animal pieces.

"What the heck kinda screwed up gig is this anyway?!!! I need to call my agent!"

Piggy pulled out a sparkly pink and purple cell phone with a little Kermit head as the antenna.

"Hello?!!! Bernie?! What did you get me into this time?!!! Traitor game?

Uh huh.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Any other offers?

Hmh. How much?

...

Pass.

Fine. I'll stick it out here, but vous and moi will have a little 'chat' when I get back, Bernie, DEAR. If any other offers come in, let me know.

Or else."

Piggy sort of looked about huffily as she was forced to play along. Who among these... people(?) could be a traitor?

"Hmph. The things I have to deal with for mega-supreme-super-stardom!"

[Chris Lang]

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Joe Acro 06-14-2007 12:30 PM

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Makeshift Journal--Entry # Still Irrelevant

Much has happened since I last wrote. As always, I'll try to go in order. Let's see... last time I stopped during the various fights...

Megaman and Dwight finished their battle. Unfortunately, I wasn't paying enough attention to know who won.

Thorpool and Ares got into a brief fight, after which some Asgardians accepted Thorpool as their Thunder God.

Bob recovered from his fight with Piggy, but then went on a quest for porn, some of which he found on Fandral's computer and some of which came from Thorpool. It's becoming more and more apparent to me that this is not the Asgard with which I am familiar. Hela appears to have some sort of twinkie love. The Asgardians have computers, which I don't remember. And Balder was killed by an arrow shot from some mysterious entity named 597-X, which contradicts the way I know he died.

More importantly, before Balder appeared from nowhere and lunged to his death, Odin announced that Batman (actually an actor playing Batman) had had questionnaires shoved down his throat and had then been turned into a twinkie. Quite strange.

Of course, this meant that the Traitor Game had truly begun. As a group, we now needed to locate the Hela's Agents and vote them out. This manner of death provided me with no clues, so I decided I would just use my telepathy to procure the answers I seek.

It was not to be. I tried to reach out mentally, but found nothing. Silence. Shocked, I cried forth, "My telepathy is gone!" Later, I would surmise the reason. I'll discuss that later.

[Chris Lang]

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Froggy 06-14-2007 12:34 PM

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Ty Lee tilted her head; the guessing game had started, it looked like, but she, conversely, had no clue what to make out of what happened to the bat guy, whereas these two guys with the funny armor seemed to have it figured out already.

"... really? Um, who?"

Kamen Rider Odin turned his attention away from Mayday to the two robots.

"Well, it wouldn't be polite if either of you kept your suspicions to yourselves, would it? Do enlighten us."

megaman stood up. "All I will say is it's not the suspect you think it is......"

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Weirdopky 06-14-2007 01:13 PM

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after having watched the video Thorpool gave to Bob (this happens afterwards, but Purple Skull, if you want to add anything before this, that's cool), Santa had a heart attack. Then, out of his bag, once again, comes the arachnodrone. It shoots him up with anasthesia, and starts opening up his chest with surgical tools. It begins making cybernetic repairs on his heart. Then, it closes him up, just like a real surgeon, and flies back into the bag.

Santa gets up. Dear sweet baby Jesus, that thing really IS a lifesaver. Holy... Bob, thanks for lettin' me watch those videos. Quite the "experience."

Then, Santa hears Megaman's statement.

Ok, kid, what's wrong with you? Are you in this plot somehow, and you're not gonna tell us? I feel like you probably didn't want me interfacing with you cause you've got something to hide. Now you tell us you know who killed the guy in the disgrace to Batman costume, and you won't tell us? I think you might be one of HELA's agents, but I'm not voting yet. I still need evidence. I have my eyes and my arachnodrone on you at all times, ya little bastard. Don't cross me.

[Chris Lang]

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Kevin M. 06-14-2007 01:35 PM

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Kamen Rider Odin turned his attention away from Mayday to the two robots.

"Well, it wouldn't be polite if either of you kept your suspicions to yourselves, would it? Do enlighten us."

"Grimlock thing that Santa bot is the one who slaged Batman" Grimlock said.

[Chris Lang]

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Deadpooligan 06-14-2007 01:41 PM

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OOC:

@ Superheroic. Me? You really stole the show with the pummeling! (And this reminds me somewhat of how our characters are always at odds.

IC:

Loki shapeshifted from Jim Halpert back to himself. He appeared behind Ares, and strolled casually in front of him.

"Well, look who's the big man on campus now? Picking fights with my Thor, acting all begrudging and disdainful?"



"I'll bet YOU killed Batman. Too much testosterone? Not enough fighting for your likes? Defend against this claim, thou must, ARES!"

[Chris Lang]

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Froggy 06-14-2007 01:46 PM

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after having watched the video Thorpool gave to Bob (this happens afterwards, but Purple Skull, if you want to add anything before this, that's cool), Santa had a heart attack. Then, out of his bag, once again, comes the arachnodrone. It shoots him up with anasthesia, and starts opening up his chest with surgical tools. It begins making cybernetic repairs on his heart. Then, it closes him up, just like a real surgeon, and flies back into the bag.

Santa gets up. Dear sweet baby Jesus, that thing really IS a lifesaver. Holy... Bob, thanks for lettin' me watch those videos. Quite the "experience."

Then, Santa hears Megaman's statement.

Ok, kid, what's wrong with you? Are you in this plot somehow, and you're not gonna tell us? I feel like you probably didn't want me interfacing with you cause you've got something to hide. Now you tell us you know who killed the guy in the disgrace to Batman costume, and you won't tell us? I think you might be one of HELA's agents, but I'm not voting yet. I still need evidence. I have my eyes and my arachnodrone on you at all times, ya little bastard. Don't cross me.

Megaman looked bemused at Crazy A** robot santa. "YOu shouldn't assume such things, just as people shouldn't assume that just because he was taken otu by paper questionnaires that I only saw Mr Schrute carry around, doesn't meant hat just Mr Schrute might be the suspect, since during the time of his death, Mr Schrute was engaging in a strange form of combat with me (Where you touch your opponent)....thats all i'm saying. That and you seemed awfully quick to jump on me Santa with these accusations of yours, is there a underlying motive to this verbal assault?" Megaman asked Mr Claus

[Chris Lang]

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tangentman 06-14-2007 01:58 PM

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Earlier that night...

Tara found herself accosted by the smarmy freak in the green outfit. She instinctively stepped back a foot when he invaded her personal space. "Yeah...being a witch and all, I think it's safe to say I like magick." After she answered Bob (or was it Karl?), the man pulled an old trick by pulling scarves out of his sleeve.

Despite herself, Tara actually smiled a little at his sense of humor. Of course, the smile instantly vanished when she saw what dangled off the last scarf. Rolling her eyes, Tara sighed and walked around the horny Agent of HYDRA. "I'm not really into the Boy-on-Girl stuff." She quietly walked off, seeking refuge from the more lecherous and temperamental elements of the players.

I shouldn't be here. The people I care about need me back home...Dawn...Willow. Tara's thoughts took a dark turn when she thought about her loved ones and the hardships they were going through. Though Faith hinted that these times were long past. Was it true, then? Had Tara really died?


Now

Tara paled when she saw Bo identify the packet contents as Batman. "He...he was ground up and put in a snack machine?" Her voice was as incredulous as it was horrified. Tara didn't understand what was happening, but she knew she didn't like it.

Then, the first accusations gradually emerged. "Let's not just throw out accusations yet. We need to think about this. Remember that there are terrible consequences if the wrong person gets voted off..."

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mrcelophane 06-14-2007 02:02 PM

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Whoaaaa, theres someone dead!? I don't wanna get involved with youse people so ill be making my exit right about now unless someone tells me what the hell is goin on and why I should stay

[Chris Lang]

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GoGo Yubari 06-14-2007 02:15 PM

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Whoaaaa, theres someone dead!? I don't wanna get involved with youse people so ill be making my exit right about now unless someone tells me what the hell is goin on and why I should stay

Ty Lee looked up from the stretches she was in the middle of and smiled awkwardly.

"This is... kind of like a guessing game? Over the fate of... wait, I know this, give me a second... Azguard? Wait no that's not it. Valhallen? No... um, some place with a lot of gods I've never heard of because I don't know a lot about the Water Tribe. Anyway so there's like this goddess of... death or something and she has three traitor people here, and we're supposed to guess who they are. And... that's about it?"

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Tommy 06-14-2007 02:54 PM

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Bo stared into his third, or fifth, or possibly twelfth mug of ale. This game was getting to him. He was only eighteen and yet he had been attacked by a werewolf... twice, whisked off Asgard, confronted by a most motley crew of contestants, been molested more than once, and seen a most grisly death all in the span of a few hours. There was also that other thing he did, but he didn’t want to even think about it. That was just an embarrassing memory between him and Jimmy. Now he was expected to vote. It was all too much for him to handle.