I'm starting my reviews with the Sword is Drawn--the Excalibur GN that started it all, and then I will work my way backwards and then forwards. I don't have to go linear, this team is not an color by numbers team, neither should the reviews be (lol--once I make it to the main series, I will maintain a linear timeline), but alas, I had already started to read TSID before I decided to go another direction.
It starts on Muir Island, where Kitty is having a hell of a nightmare, where she finds herself on the set of a low rent version of some New Line Cinema film, where we get twisted versions of the X-Men she's known to love and cherish to be nothing but window dressing and then Rachel shows up in her dreams, and things take a turn for the worse as they are chased by silver Warwolves, and they shed the X-Men's skins. Kitty helps Ray escape, and the beasties start to gangbang her when she wakes up. Realizing the mess she made, crumbs, she goes out and sees a phoenix like image break with the rising of the sun. Where Meggan, the metamorph with the heart as big as all get out, and the mental capacity of Michelle Bachmann...ouch. That was harsh. Meggan is smarter than that, and she's swimming with some dolphins. After seeing the Phoenix after image, she runs to her lover, Capt. Britain, where he's sulking his sorrows of losing his twin with some hooch, and lashes out at her. He may be stricken with grief, but it wasn't necessary to take i out on the one's you love. She takes off to find the X-Men, who the only one's living at the moment are Kitty & Nightcrawler, where they are licking their wounds, and mulling about the loss of their family, when the most beautiful creature in the omniverse shows up: Gatecrasher.
She tries to obtain Ray's position, but the sizists that the X-Men are, shun her more peaceful offers, and a fight ensues. Especially when Meggan shows up and begins to stir things up. Never going somewhere unprepared, Gatecrasher brings the Technet along with her, and make short work of Kitty and Meggan, allowing Kurt to teleport himself to safety (and you thought chivalry was dead). We find Ray is playing tea party with the mad hatter, and some other weirdos who like to cosplay...where the Warwolves follow her. Getting away by the skin of her teeth, and in an outfit only she could pull off, she runs off in search of something familiar. Kurt finds Brian as a drunken boob, and forces him to his senses by throwing him into the drink and slapping him around and using Jew shaming powers he picked up from Kitty, into helping him rescue the girls from the Technet. Ray's roaming the streets of London, when the Technet find her, and then Warwolves show up, and finally Nightcrawler and Captain Britain show up.
A fight ensues, we get pretty pictures by Alan Davis and the team forms. They decide to stay together and become Excalibur. The end.