New "what would you do for a Klondike bar" 3.0.

[Arjuna]

A low hum resounded as the positron canons were put into stand-by mode. The Brotherhood of the Arctic Bear had already destroyed the most populated cities of the five most powerful nations: Shanghai, Moscow, New York City, London and Tokyo. And more were in danger.

But they knew that the remaining living leaders of the nation would at least hear their demands now. There was no way of stopping them. They would get what they wanted.

A screen in the main room of the Space Station Ursa Major turned on. On it, were the figures of Barrack Obama, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin and Ban Ki-moon.

With a solemn look in his eyes, the first black man in the Oval Office opened his mouth to speak.

"There does not need to be any more bloodshed. What are your demands?"

The leader of the Brotherhood smiled.

"Just one."

[Dawn Quixotic]

A low hum resounded as the positron canons were put into stand-by mode. The Brotherhood of the Arctic Bear had already destroyed the most populated cities of the five most powerful nations: Shanghai, Moscow, New York City, London and Tokyo. And more were in danger.

But they knew that the remaining living leaders of the nation would at least hear their demands now. There was no way of stopping them. They would get what they wanted.

A screen in the main room of the Space Station Ursa Major turned on. On it, were the figures of Barrack Obama, Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin and Ban Ki-moon.

With a solemn look in his eyes, the first black man in the Oval Office opened his mouth to speak.

"There does not need to be any more bloodshed. What are your demands?"

The leader of the Brotherhood smiled.

"Just one."

I would love to see this be an actual commercial.

[SuperCooper]

Become Rob Ford's PR manager.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Delete all porn from existence.

[Professor Moriarty]

spank a walrus.

[gearsofcrabs]

Your mom.

10 chars.

[dupersuper]

Delete all porn from existence.

You monster!!!

[Lady Warp Spasm]

In my sleep-deprived, deluded, fan-woman brain if Kurt Russell's R.J. MacReady offered me a Klondike bar I'd let him win at chess, do the Thing blood test, and whatever else as long as I get him along with the Klondike bar.

In reality? I'll take the Magnum ice cream bars over Klondike.

[Cotton]

Your mom.

10 chars.

Too late, spike-x already said that with an Australian accent.

He said "mum" instead of "mom".