Robot Switcheroo: Bender And Ultron (MCU)

[The Watcher]

In the history you know brilliant scientist Tony Stark attempted to use code derived from Loki's scepter to create an artificial intelligence capable of defending humanity from extraterrestrial threats. This went horribly wrong, with the resultunt mind created, Ultron, rebelling against his creator and threatening to unleash extinction level disasters on mankind. But there are realities in which things happened differently.

In one, due to a dimensional anomally taking place at the exact moment Ultron was attempting to download his consciousness into the newly constructed body had he created from the vibranium he recently stole he ends up downloading himself into the body of one Bender Bending Rodriguez, a robot residing in the year 31st Century of an alternate timeline. This causes Bender's consciousness to be kicked through the anomaly to Earth 199999 into the body that Ultron had originally intended to occupy.

What does each do in this situation? How do their respective worlds react to their new personalities and behaviors?

I, The Watcher, pose this question to you,

What If Ultron And Bender Exchanged Bodies?

[T51R]

First, Ultron goes insane. Because he's now on a planet which is filled with aliens. Aliens which are not hostile. Aliens which interbreed with humans, and aliens which are so well integrated he wouldn't be able to make heads or tails of his environment.

And then, the Avengers go insane. Bender in a body reinforced with Vibranium. Bender all over the internet. Bender in the shower. Bender making out with Cerebro. Bender making out with Jarvis....Deadpool will be the only sane one left by the time his movie comes out.

Also, this OP should be given its own like button.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Wait, so this is Bender now inhabiting Vision's body?

So...

Bender.

With.

The Mind Gem.

I'm going to go sit down for awhile.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Wait, so this is Bender now inhabiting Vision's body?

So...

Bender.

With.

The Mind Gem.

I'm going to go sit down for awhile.

I'll create my OWN Ultron with Blackjack and Hookers.

[master of read]

"bite my shiny vibrainium ass!"

[The Watcher]

Wait, so this is Bender now inhabiting Vision's body?

Not the Vision. Ultron's prime body, the one that destroyed his old when as he monologued to Black Widow, was made of vibranium. The one that managed to take the combined output of Thor, Iron Man and The Vision without being completely destroyed.

So you can relax, the situation isn't as dire as you imagined.

[T-1000]

Not the Vision. Ultron's prime body, the one that destroyed his old when as he monologued to Black Widow, was made of vibranium. The one that managed to take the combined output of Thor, Iron Man and The Vision without being completely destroyed.

So you can relax, the situation isn't as dire as you imagined.

I'm still picturing Ultron walking down the streets with two strippers at his side while smoking an oversized cigar and somehow downing a six pack of beer all at the same time.

Awww yeah.

[Guy1]

I'm still picturing Ultron walking down the streets with two strippers at his side while smoking an oversized cigar and somehow downing a six pack of beer all at the same time.

Awww yeah.

Cap: "Wow, he really is Tony's kid."

[T-1000]

Cap: "Wow, he really is Tony's kid."

***Meanwhile in the Futurama universe***

Hermes: Alright everyone. We've all gathered here today to discuss the changes that we've been seeing in Bender.

Leela: What changes?

Hermes: Over the last several days, he's stolen large amounts of scrape metal and emptied entire robotics laboratories, which he claims is for a quote "robotic army to destroy all you filthy humanoids."

Fry: Hehe, yeah. That's good old loveable Bender for ya.

Hermes: I know it is. Except now he's insisting that we call him Ultron.

Leela: Ultron? Hmm, I suppose it does roll off the tongue better than that time he had us calling him Daddy McPimpsboss.



Everything else in the Futurama verse goes on exactly the same as usual.

[Guy1]

***Meanwhile in the Futurama universe***

Hermes: Alright everyone. We've all gathered here today to discuss the changes that we've been seeing in Bender.

Leela: What changes?

Hermes: Over the last several days, he's stolen large amounts of scrape metal and emptied entire robotics laboratories, which he claims is for a quote "robotic army to destroy all you filthy humanoids."

Fry: Hehe, yeah. That's good old loveable Bender for ya.

Hermes: I know it is. Except now he's insisting that we call him Ultron.

Leela: Ultron? Hmm, I suppose it does roll off the tongue better than that time he had us calling him Daddy McPimpsboss.



Everything else in the Futurama verse goes on exactly the same as usual.

This. Exactly this.

[T-1000]

This. Exactly this.

Farnsworth: Oh Bender, could you come in here please?

**Ultron/Bender walks in covered in blood. There is an awkward pause.**

Ultron: It's not mine.

Farnsworth: Yes, yes. Now, I'm going out to the front to pick up our paper and I'll be back in three days. While I'm gone, I need you to guard my vast arsenal of doomsday devices.

Ultron: For the last time, I am not SOME WORTHLESS DOMESTICATED ROBOT AND did you say doomsday devices?

Farnsworth: Oh my yes. It's my own personal inventory of terrifying, destructive weapons of immense power. Weapons that, if in the wrong hands such as Fry or Leela's, could easily end all life on the planet, or even the universe itself. That's why I can only trust them to you, good old dependable Bender. Dependable, alcoholic, sex-addicted Bender. Only you can guard my life's work.

**Another awkward pause.**

Farnsworth: Well, so long.

**Farnsworth leaves. Slowly. Very, very slowly. **

Ultron: Huhuhahahaha. Come to daddy.

[T-1000]

You know, I have to give credit, this idea is actually turning out to be a lot more fun that I thought it would be.



Int: Farnsworth's laboratory, now a mess of cables, computer consoles and robotic appendages all moving and whirring on their own, all of them directed by the bending unit in the middle of the room. Ultron is now laughing maniacally.

Zoidberg: Hello robot! What's with the funny?

Ultron: Go away you filthy, disgusting crustacean.

Zoidberg: Ahaha, how I love our witty banter.

Zoidberg casually scuttles up next to Ultron, looking up with a blank expression at the giant mass of machinery in front of him.

Zoidberg: So, what are you doing?

Ultron: I'm about to harness the power of every sun in the galaxy and instantly convert the energy into enough matter to produce an army of invincible killer machines that will end all life on this and every other planet.

Zoidberg: Ahh.

Zoidberg begins to stroke his tentacles as if in deep thought as he begins to wander over to some nearby consoles.

Zoidberg: You know, I just recently received my e-mail order degrees in Roboticology, Roboticonmy, and Roadside Vehicle Maintenance. Which can only mean that I'm probably an expert in whatever this is. Let me help.

Ultron: What?

Ultron turns to notice that Zoidberg is no longer standing next to him.

Zoiderg: First, it's important to test the tensile strength of any cables before running your magic lightening through them.

At this, Zoidberg snaps his claws in anticipation.

Zoidberg: Fortunately, I just happen to have the perfect natural tools for such a test. These trusty scissors.

Zoidberg snips at several of the wires. This causes sounds indicate that power levels are dropping.

Ultron: What are you doing!?

Zoidberg: Next, it's important to make sure that your drive shaft is fully lubricated.

Ultron: No, stop.

Zoidberg: Luckily, this happens to be my area of expertise.

At this, Zoidberg lets out a high pitch wail as he sprays ink all over the various consoles, causing them to short out and smoke.

Ultron: You fool, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Ultron runs over, desperately trying to clear away the ink and keep it from seeping into the various pores of the machinery.

Meanwhile, Zoidberg has already walked over to the only remaining console not currently on fire.

Zoidberg: What's this? A giant red button!?

Ultron looks up in horror at Zoidberg standing over the large, flashing red indicator.

Ultron: NO! STOP! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

Zoidberg merely ponders to himself.

Zoidberg: Hmm, in my experience, such buttons are usually dangerous and should never be pushed.

At this, Zoidberg puts his claws behind his back and begins to walk away.

And then presses the button.

Ultron: NOOOOOO!

The entire apparatus begins violently shaking and falling apart. Multiple explosions in rapid succession begin tearing down weeks of work as Ultron can do nothing but hold his hands to his head and cry at the sight of the wreckage of his former doomsday ambitions falling apart before him.

There is almost a soft sob coming from Ultron as Zoidberg walks up beside him. The two stare for a moment at the sight before them.

Zoidberg: My friend, I'm glad I could help.

[T-1000]

**Meanwhile, back in the Avengers universe**

Int: A bright, loud strip club. Up on the stage, Bender, in his new Ultron body, is shaking it up with four different strippers, his hands clutching tightly to wads of twenties and two very expensive looking bottles of vintage wine, all while simultaneously smoking three Cuban cigars.

Off to the side, at the further end of the club, Bruce Banner, Black Widow and Captain America, who has his helmet and shield on the table, are sitting at a table, looking stunned and speechless at the sight before them, their silence drowned out by the loud beats from the DJ.

This continues for several seconds.

Banner: Should we do something? I feel like we should do something.

Black Widow: He is pretty good with the ladies.

Captain America: So these are really popular now.

Black Widow and Banner look back at Captain America, who is clearly feeling very uncomfortable.

Captain America: These stripping clubs I mean.

The two share a knowing smile before turning back to the 8 foot tall robot dancing on stage.

Black Widow: How is it that nobody's called the police yet?

Captain America: Apparently, Ultron, or Bender, or Daddy McPimpsboss or whatever he calls himself was smart enough to mention that he was one of Stark's at the door.

Banner: Oh, yeah. This is one of Tony's favorites.

At this, a slightly guilty look crosses Dr. Banner's features as his teammates both look at him.

Banner: Please don't tell Pepper.

Black Widow just assures him with a smile and a nod.

Black Widow: She already knows.

The front door to the club bursts open, leaking much loathed sun light into the club as Iron Man in full armor storms in and up to the table with his fellow Avengers.

Iron Man: THIS HAS TO STOP!

Black Widow: Hey Stark, is it Wednesday night already?

The other Avengers let out a small chuckle but Iron Man's armor doesn't fail to portray his lack of amusement.

Iron Man: This isn't funny Romanov. Bender got back into the tower somehow.

Banner: What happened?

Iron Man: Well, first he managed to crash the Stark servers by downloading and streaming forty nine different porn sites to every computer across the entire company.

Bruce Banner wanted to make sure he understood the full gravity of the situation.

Banner: So, that was the robot this time?

Iron Man: Then, he hacked my bank statements and ordered every call girl in the tri-state area for a pleasure cruise on my yacht. Which he then crashed headlong into Liberty Island. The Statue of Liberty now has "Tony's Glory" parked on her foot.

Widow: And your story is still 'The robot did it?'

Iron Man: AND, he got my new A.I. Friday pregnant!

At this, a stunned silence finally did break out. It was even enough to apparently silence the DJ's less than sick beats.

To break the quiet, the feminine voice of Tony's replacement for Jarvis finally spoke up through the speakers on Iron Man's armor.

FRIDAY: Mr. Stark, I'm going to need to take some maternity leave starting next week, assuming the baby's NO GOOD FATHER STOPS SHAKING IT WITH EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED EX-CHEERLEADERS TO HELP RAISE OUR CHILD.

Bender: Shut up baby, I don't see no paternity test!

Widow: Oh hey look, Tony was right. Bender did crash his yacht.

At this, everyone turns to see Black Widow who is clearly surfing on her phone.

Black Widow: ET caught the whole thing.

Iron Man: Wait, what?

Black Widow: Aww, and look. There's Tony with him in the captain chair.

Captain America: What!?

Iron Man: I can explain-

The rest of the Avengers huddle around Widow's phone, watching footage of Bender/Ultron and Tony Stark in his armor with no helmet, clearly plastered out of their minds and laughing while around them drunken young girls casually throw their underwear to all ends of the ship. The two seem to be hugging one another and arguing about who is who's best friend.

Captain America: And yet, this is only the third most uncomfortable video of you I've seen on meTube.

Black Widow: Youtube.

FRIDAY: Oh god, I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABOR!