Originally Posted by
Mr E
"If that is what you desire, Jericho, the Beyonder can make that happen. However, for a young man who can afford a rather garish wardrobe (let alone a light up jacket), I didn't money would be an issue for you."
"IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR ANOTHER LIGHT-UP JACKET, "MISTER E"!" He proclaimed with fervency, whirling flamboyantly on the spot.
"But please, tell me, we're all dying to know. YOU have got an E for a name. What's it stand for? "Mister E". Is it... Mister Easter Bunny? Mister Elephant? Ears? Ego? Emu? Edward? Eggs? Elephante? Engine? Ethiopia? Edward? Earwax? Excrement? Utah? Urkel?"
"WAIT, I got it. Does the E represent your bra size?"
Originally Posted by
Batman
To the wrestler however Batman would respond. "Instead of harassing everyone, use that gigantic mouth of yours to gather clues. Think the 'best in the world' can do that?"
"YOU KNOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, I REALLY DID! How's a man supposed to use his mouth to gather clues? Mouths are for eating! For breathing! For speaking! Bitch Flower's mother over there uses her mouth for things I'd rather not get into in the presence of young children and YOU?"
He tilted his head with a cocky smirk.
"In your case, the mouth was probably used to contract Cookie Monster syndrome somewhere down the line! What is it with your voice? You got a hairball, Batty? Considered changing your motif to be the feared kitty that stalks the night? Or is it gargling nails? Did you swallow broken glass? Pursue a failed singing career? Smoke a buncha cubans? Get punched in the larynx? Just why DO you talk like that?"
Originally Posted by
Johnny Alpha
Johnny grimaced, annoyed at the wrestler's frequent outbursts. He walked up behind him and said, coldly, "Are you going to help us get out of this game? Or are you going to just keep barking insults?"
He felt the man was all bravado, and it needed to be quelled.
Jericho ceased his almost-perpetual tirade to glance over his shoulder and look Johnny up and down.
"Gee, Strontium Dog, who knows? You ever gonna step outta Judge Dredd's shadow?"
Originally Posted by
Osborn
He looked towards Allie, "Take her for example. Seems to me like she could've slipped whatever it was that killed Peter into his drink without tripping his Spider-Sense."
At that, Jericho actually broke out of his constant state of self-superiority to glare over with contempt.
"Hold on just a second there, Green Grease-Monkey. I actually agree with the washed-up Winnipeggian washout over there. When you're trying to deflect blame away from yourself, accusing a little girl of murder is not an effective way to do it, even if she is one-dimensional and simplistically drawn with a crayon. Kid's hero just died, have some damn respect."
Originally Posted by
Deadpool
"It's Christopher Daniel Barnes, you philistine!"
That was the last straw. Deadpool lunged, grappling Jericho in a lock-up.
Jericho was naturally furious as they careened and tussled around like idiots, being overwhelmed by Deadpool's comic book muscles but still pushing with everything he had as he ranted.
"YOU, YOU BONEHEADED JACKOFF! WE GROW UP IN THE SAME CITY, HELL, PROBABLY THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, I BACK YOU UP AND THIS IS HOW YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, YOU LOWBROW REPROBATE? WHAT, ARE BIGSCREEN COMIC BOOK ACTORS A TOUCHY SUBJECT FOR YOU? IS THAT IT? IS IT BECAUSE YOURS WAS SO GODAWFUL YOU JUST CAN'T BEAR SEEING THEM BROUGHT UP, WILSON? Or should I say..."
"...HANNIBAL KING?"
Originally Posted by
Wynne
Unlike Jericho, at the end of the attack, Wynne's hair was unharmed. Wynne would glare at the young lady. Her reckless, and disregard for her use of magic made her slightly sick.
"Hey, grandma. Care to work a little more voodoo for little old Y2J?"