Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
You specifically said "with relative velocity zero with regards to me." That left the door open for your own velocity to be a factor in the wish, since it being at relative velocity zero with regards to you means that you would also be at relative velocity zero with regards to *it*. If you had further specified it as "with relative velocity zero with regards to me at the moment before I made my wish," that would have been at least somewhat harder to subvert.
Kind of see your point here, though the wish doesn't have anything to do with my velocity vis à vis everything else.

But okay, cool. :)