In a true test of the Republican wish to regain the White House and win a national Presidential election decided to do a last ditch plan. Forced to watch as Ted Cruz , a pure out and out asshole was on his way to possibly winning the nomination or Donald Trump a twisted billionaire ...they activated the Marco Rubio android to win. However a powerful android robot named Marco Rubio started to malfunction due to stress.
The 1st signs that the Marco robot was crashing was right when he finished 3rd in Iowa and proclaimed it was a victory against Barack Obama. One scientist from MIT claimed that the robot started to process information wrong and the Republican party should have taken it down for some repairs. But that would cost them days and hours to try and win a New Hampshire primary. Also the fact there was a debate coming up he was needed for.
So they forced the Marco robot into that disaster of a debate where he repeated the same sentence a few times and proclaimed that no one wanted Joe Biden as President. It was clear the android felt that he was running for President 8 years earlier due to a time delay in his circuits that malfunctioned. The party itself freaked out in horror as this made Marco Rubio fall even further in 5th place in New Hampshire.
Rubio again proclaimed he had achieved a victory and had defeated Bill Clinton. Its said that the party took Marco in for repairs to try and stop the damage he was doing . But its unknown if he'll come back or not in time to help his campaign.
(The happy Android Family)
Also these people in the picture are also created androids. To help his campaign chances. The Republican party felt the bigger the family for the created Rubio robot , the better the chances.
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02-10-2016, 11:57 AM #1Unadjusted Human on CBR
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The Marco robot is down.....DOWN....
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02-10-2016, 12:09 PM #2Old school comic book fan
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Everything you said about the Marcobot made perfect sense. I wonder if it's still under warranty and the GOP can get their money back?
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02-10-2016, 09:37 PM #3It's been fun. Toodles.
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Bravo, SuperE. Thank you for uncovering this probably wide-spread attempt by the robots to take over the world! You're our Terminator!
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