Have you ever asked a child to tell you a story?
Something as simple as "What did you do today"....
It begins with some sort of immediate detail, not a broad outline but some specific little aspect that holds significance..."I had to take the pepperonis off the pizza because I don't like them" and then it always expands into some sort of 'what-if' or 'how come' preponderance like "why don't you have a beard like Sam's dad ? You should have a beard, beards are awesome..."
Then the story starts from there but it doesn't go anywhere, it stumbles one detail into the next and each detail goes unconnected and wanders off in a thousand directions, contradictions abound and then out of nowhere the kid quits, only to forget the whole conversation.
(So, honestly, when do you lose interest)?
"I went to Sam's house and then, he has a goldfish...we played lawn darts, you said lawn darts are too dangerous but I didn't hurt myself and Sam's dad has a beard and eats pepperoni pizza after 5:30 why do you eat olives, and then we had to come inside but they have a neighbor with a dog that looks like a wolf and I think it is a wolf can we have a wolf?"
Ever get the feeling that ANXM is like that?
I mean, I got bored writing this post...and nearly forgot why I even started it about half-way through
Bendis is better than this...I'm sure he is. There's this feeling like there are just too many events, too many tie-ins, too much other stuff hooked and dragging his two books. All the 'details' and 'what-ifs' - all too much 'and then, and then, oh and then, guess what, and then..." without any significance or completion...is Bendis just going to walk off when he gets bored and pick up a new set of toys...leaving a mess for somebody else to pick up?
Or, like that kid, will he suddenly say something that is so true...so stunning and real that it'll make all this patient waiting worth it?