I have thought of a new forum game. I'm sure someone has done this before somewhere else, but I want to bring it here. I call this "game" "You're a..." Pretty much you are going to tell someone what they are. The most famous example of this is "You're a wizard, Harry." However, try to put YOUR variation of it.

The basic structure is: You're a (noun), (living thing).

RULES (other than the Forum rules, of course):
1. You CAN say multiple things on this thread, but they must all be different.
2. That is really it besides...BE CREATIVE!

Well anyway, I will go first.

You're an alien, Superman.