To help you bargain for the fate of earth, you have the last item you bought

[Postmania]

Stealing this idea from somewhere else...

Aliens have beamed you up you ala the Norse from Stargate SG1.

You possess nothing but your immediate clothing and the very last thing you have purchased. Your goal is to somehow use yourself and this item to convince these aliens not to destroy civilization as we know it!

What do you have and do you succeed?

[BitVyper]

I have some 99% cacao dark chocolate, so I share it with them and hope they're theobromine intolerant.

[grampagen]

I suppose this could down in two ways; the easy way, or the hard way.



...real talk though uh, I don't think I have the ability or nerve to wow them with all the powers of a headset mic.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

A bathroom sink. ...Yeah, I'm probably doomed.

[Crunkula]

A pack of chicken cutlets.

I won't die hungry.

[Jackalope89]

Think they like Country Style Ribs?

[Nik Hasta]

A pair of ciders...

Well, we can share a drink and talk it out?

[The MunchKING]

Stealing this idea from somewhere else...

Aliens have beamed you up you ala the Norse from Stargate SG1.

You possess nothing but your immediate clothing and the very last thing you have purchased. Your goal is to somehow use yourself and this item to convince these aliens not to destroy civilization as we know it!

What do you have and do you succeed?

Nippon Ichi classics Vol 1-3. Get 'em hooked on that and Earth will have YEARS to come up with a defense against those guys. (Probably starting with all the OTHER Nippon Ichi games).

[Shellhead]

A box of Pure Protein Chocolate Peanut Butter protein bars. I try to convince them that these protein bars contain the secret to all human strength, and they can do chemical analysis on the bars to unlock that secret and adapt it for their own use. I also try to persuade them that there is nothing else that they should want from our planet, as we have already wrecked it and wasted most of the resources.

[Zagreus]

A cup of tea with sugar and a bacon egg and cheese from Dunkin Donuts.

This probably does not help me with the aliens at all. I will consume my breakfast and try to negotiate, and possibly share part of my breakfast with the aliens (if they are humanoid enough and it looks like they eat food, to show them I understand the concept of sharing).

If they offer me something, I will eat part of it (hopefully it doesn't kill me, but whatever, they are going to end civilization!). Since I know they are going to end civilization, they must be able to communicate with me.

We'll see how far I get with my negotiations.

[Sharkerbob]

I use a large mug shaped like a witch cauldron to convince them I know magic.

Like, that probably won't actually save the planet or anything, but it would be funny to see the expressions on their faces for the couple of seconds they almost buy it.

[Crunkula]

I use a large mug shaped like a witch cauldron to convince them I know magic.

Like, that probably won't actually save the planet or anything, but it would be funny to see the expressions on their faces for the couple of seconds they almost buy it.

Show them the ancient magic potion known as "Irish Coffee."

That should save your ass...or numb the pain as they vaporize you.

[Captain Smith]

Some houseplant food. Hope they are Triffids.

[big_adventure]

A pair of Evolv Phantom climbing shoes and a pair of Evolv Zenist climbing shoes, both in size 13.5. I better hope that they are really into hard climbing, that there aren't many of them, and they they have outrageously large feet.

We're all dooooooooomed.

[Blackid]

Soap and Deodorant. Hopefully we got the Aliens from Signs and they are terrified of Water. I'll put the deodorant on so i stay dry (UNDER PRESSURE) and then I can try to convince them that the Soap is a catalyst to make water even MORE POWERFUL!!!