Well, one of those 2,000 hits was me but I'm afraid that I didn't actually get around to reading your obviously perfectly formulated fan-faction. So it's actually 1,999 hits....
I keep trying to get hold of that Bruce Springsteen bloke you know. His albums are all over the place. They should be structured to 12 songs, each one exactly 3 minutes and 20 seconds long. That's the perfect formula for albums. I should know because I've recorded a few demos. Thing is, the selfish tosser won't even respond. He just WON'T LISTEN. It's definitely his loss you know. He'll be sorry when I'm a massively successful singer-songwriter with my perfectly constructed albums. I'll tell you all now. I'm the future of rock'n'roll. Not just some delusional bloke on the internet.