Jason Bourne vs Edward Cullen and the Twilight vampires

[Bullet Sniper]

If Jason Bourne were to fight Edward Cullen and his vamps (1vs1 at least):

1) Hand to hand

2) Without prep but with all weapons/equipment

3) With prep but with all weapons/equipment

who wins?

[Guy1]

Eddie stomps in the first two. Too fast, too strong, too durable and he can read Jason's mind to know what he's gonna try against him.
The third one depends all on what Jason brings to the table and where the fight takes place.

[Mari]

It would only be a little interesting if one against one, Bourne against Edward

1. Edward wins very easily
2. Edward wins easily
3. Bourne is very smart and could prepare anti-vampire items and traps. But Edward would win a closer battle still.

[Surtur]

3. Bourne is very smart and could prepare anti-vampire items and traps. But Edward would win a closer battle still.

They don't really have any of the standard vampire weaknesses to exploit.

[master of read]

They don't really have any of the standard vampire weaknesses to exploit.

not to mention, jason doesn't exactly have anti-vampire weapons since, unless the bourne series has gone way of the tracks, they dont exist in his world.

[byc]

not to mention, jason doesn't exactly have anti-vampire weapons since, unless the bourne series has gone way of the tracks, they dont exist in his world.

It's more packing weapons that would do the job. Like 50 cal sniper rifles, RPGs, 50 mounted heavy machine guns. I haven't seen Twilight, so no idea if those things would work or not. Or if they have a weakness to lots of electricity via tasers or even lamer weaknesses like pepper spray or mace.

[The MunchKING]

not to mention, jason doesn't exactly have anti-vampire weapons since, unless the bourne series has gone way of the tracks, they dont exist in his world.

He gets standard knowledge. What's SK in Twilight about Vamp weaknesses?

[MorphyVSFischer]

He gets standard knowledge. What's SK in Twilight about Vamp weaknesses?

Twi Vamps don't have any of the conventional weaknesses of vampires. Enough high explosives should do it though.

[The Drunkard Kid]

He gets standard knowledge. What's SK in Twilight about Vamp weaknesses?

That Edward is dreamy?

[MindofShadow]

How far away does Edwards telepathy work? Isn't it pretty dang far?

So even with prep... Edward would know all the prep instantly.


Edward stomps all three.

[Surtur]

I seem to recall Jacob being able to send him telepathic messages even from nearly a mile away.

[Slade1]

Edward stomps all three rounds. Even with prep, in an Arena setting, he won't have time to use his weapons before he gets blitzed.

[The Drunkard Kid]

How far away does Edwards telepathy work? Isn't it pretty dang far?

So even with prep... Edward would know all the prep instantly.


Edward stomps all three.

In match 3, Bourne does nothing but recite Edward/Jacob slash fiction in his head until either he or Edward commits suicide.

[abmccray]

Poor Bourne. This is a ridiculous stomp, either way. Twi vamps have super speed and strength durability on top of psychic powers and no real vampire weaknesses. Their weakness is basically that a stronger being (or big enough explosion, I guess) has to destroy them, essentially. Any prep that Bourne does, which is just "big weapons" can be negated by super speed and telepathy.

[Surtur]

In match 3, Bourne does nothing but recite Edward/Jacob slash fiction in his head until either he or Edward commits suicide.

It doesn't even need to be slash fiction, he could probably just recite the normal books and achieve the same effect. Edward is going to be thinking "okay, yeah even I think these are creepy, why did I ever watch her sleep?".