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    Default Instead of terrorists in the Middle East, there comes a CONQUEROR... OF THE WORLD!

    ...on the biggest damned horse anyone's ever seen, which will likely earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

    YES! Instead of the "ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world" known as ISIS, there comes the ruthless hegemonic KING OF FISTS who is determined to bring peace to the word...by ruling it: RAOH!

    And he's come with not only his armies, but also all his henchmen, his comrades, and all THEIR armies, too! Read: the entire bad guy cast of Hokuto no Ken's first season. Within a month, Ken-Oh has subjugated the entire Middle East, and has entrenched his forces all over the place. Instead of the hundreds being drawn to international terrorism, tens of thousands are drawn to Ken-Oh's strength, with hundreds of people arriving by the day!

    Of course, anyone who volunteers is given the boon of serving under Reina. If they aren't killed by her first. This number, however, excludes those who came to serve Reina exclusively.

    SO!

    There is now peace in the Middle East. But that's only because no-one dares to oppose Raoh! The Kingdom of Ken-Oh also practices shotgun diplomacy. Literally. Because Ken-Oh made JAGI their Minister of Foreign Affairs!

    Well, there is some good news: Ken-Oh distastes nuclear weapons, so much so that he had them shipped out of his Kingdom and dumped where UN inspectors could easily retrieve them. Why? Because "a king needs nothing that will not protect his people, and the only protection my people need...is MY FIST!"

    Can the rest of the world peacefully coexist with Raoh?

    Or will we too eventually be conquered?

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    Everyone knows that Hokuto Shinken has one noteworthy weakness.

    Radiation poisoning.

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