There is a local place around here. It is called Snappy's Pizza. They make this massive square pizza called the Beast! I used to love that thing!
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I can handle square pizza. But square hamburgers? That is so far beyond the natural order I dont understand how it is a thing. White Castles maybe can get by with it. But people who go to Wendys and order a square burger? They need to take a long hard look at the events of their life that led them there.
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My #1 rule for pizza. If I am just getting a slice, I only by a plain pizza. Those are always fresh and made throughout the day. Many places make the various pizzas, sausage, pepperoni, etc... early and reheat the slice when you order. I don't want a pizza that has been sitting there a few hours. The exception is when you see they take a plain slice and add the topping when you order. I realize this might be a very New York centric thing.
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Personally, I also add in if I know when the large pies those slices come from tend to get made. If I am certain that it has been no more than 30 minutes, most likely less (due to my familiarity with the specific pizzaria) then I have no problem getting anything on the rack.
Dark does not mean deep.
Pineapple has been voted as one of the least favorite toppings on a pizza, next to anchovies and mushrooms.
People try to get creative when they put various toppings on top of the pizza
I think Kale on Pizza is why we are where we are as a society.
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Shoot. Now I’m really hungry for pizza.
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I have never in my life ordered pineapple on a pizza, but I always want mushrooms and anchovies and 1 or 2 other toppings.
Except I often find that the restaurant doesn't even offer anchovies, because they are so unpopular. It's the same with Caesar salads - most restaurants don't even give you the option of having anchovies on it. Once, when I was buying a can of anchovies in the grocery store, the checkout counter clerk (who apparently had never seen anyone buy them before) asked me what I did with them. When I told her that I put them on salads, she looked at me as if I were from Pluto, or something.