So instead, the second of the Twin Towers (not the two of them of course) was destroyed by an alien raised from birth by Ben Laden. It worked exactly as if a plane crashed into it, but it was actually an alien pretending to be a plane, because.......having two planes was too much organisation?
And he didn't destroyed both towers because......reasons.
See? that sounds stupid.
This was funny enough without you calling him "Ben Laden".
"I don't know any Osama Bin Laden, but old Ben Laden lives out beyond the dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit."