The stupid question thread

[goof]

Why aren't sound effects in comics internationally consistant? Is "Snikt" still "Snikt" in spanish?

[JLS Comics]

If X-23 has a baby will it be called X-24 or Y-23?

[WestPhillyPunisher]

If X-23 has a baby will it be called X-24 or Y-23?

Speaking of X-23 (a.k.a. the new Wolverine), since she's a melee fighter, wouldn't all that long hair she has get in the way during a scrap?

[WestPhillyPunisher]

If Miles Morales (a.k.a. the other Spider-Man) lived in Europe which has the Metric System, would he be Kilometers Morales?

[goof]

Why wasn't Lady Deadpool named Deadpooleia?

[JLS Comics]

Why wasn't Lady Deadpool named Deadpooleia?

That's the name of Deadpool on the planet Alderaan

[Ghost Rider TheHellfireDemon]

Why the hell does Bruce Wayne never give any money to improve the pathetic garbage Arkham Asylum?

Also how the hell could GPD not ivestigate or suspect Bruce wayne
is Batman?

Is Joker a contradiction since he believes life is pointless yet he continues to live attempting to prove his philosophy?

Why do the fantastic four get super names when their real names and identities are common public knowledge?

[ed2962]

Why the hell does Bruce Wayne never give any money to improve the pathetic garbage Arkham Asylum?

Also how the hell could GPD not ivestigate or suspect Bruce wayne
is Batman?

Is Joker a contradiction since he believes life is pointless yet he continues to live attempting to prove his philosophy?

Why do the fantastic four get super names when their real names and identities are common public knowledge?

1) Improve it? Shut that joint down and throw the administrators in jail!

2)That reminds me of a scene near the end of Batman's No Man's Land story. Bats comes to apologize to Gordon and reveal his secret ID, Gordon turns his head and says something like, "If I wanted to know I could have found out 10yrs ago, and really how do you know I didn't find out and just didn't say anything to you about it?"

3)There's point to him living, but there's not point to him dying either.

4) Because stage names are fun! Just ask Cher, Chuck D and Iggy Pop.

[Professor Moriarty]

Are aliens watching me while i'm in the bathroom?

[dancj]

Why the hell does Bruce Wayne never give any money to improve the pathetic garbage Arkham Asylum?

I'm pretty sure he does.

[t hedge coke]

Why do the fantastic four get super names when their real names and identities are common public knowledge?

Because Reed wanted to make up for destroying their lives and presenting them as superheroes, instead of deformed, awesomely-powered freaks who regularly sought out horrorshow aliens and interdimensional monsters, made them look safer, cuddlier.

And, because, depending on the writer, at least three out of the four of them were comic book fans and giving yourself a superhero name is probably the first thing most comic book readers would do if they gained super powers.

[Ghost Rider TheHellfireDemon]

Because Reed wanted to make up for destroying their lives and presenting them as superheroes, instead of deformed, awesomely-powered freaks who regularly sought out horrorshow aliens and interdimensional monsters, made them look safer, cuddlier.

And, because, depending on the writer, at least three out of the four of them were comic book fans and giving yourself a superhero name is probably the first thing most comic book readers would do if they gained super powers.

Yep 2nd one is a unwritten rule of having super powers.
You have Adam.Warlock, kraven that use their real names but most others I can think of use alternate names.

[Ghost Rider TheHellfireDemon]

I'm pretty sure he does.

Then its simply pathetic and as putrid as the bills blowing it in all 4 super bowls.
Create a damn room with freakin steel walls with a steel roof. Lets see Joker escape from that. Why Batman never thought of that utterly astounds me as he is one of the smartest humans in the DC comics universe plus called The World's greatest detective.

[Spike-X]

Then its simply pathetic and as putrid as the bills blowing it in all 4 super bowls.
Create a damn room with freakin steel walls with a steel roof. Lets see Joker escape from that. Why Batman never thought of that utterly astounds me as he is one of the smartest humans in the DC comics universe plus called The World's greatest detective.

I'm not sure you're quite grasping the concept of 'fiction' here, chief.

[MikeP]

Then its simply pathetic and as putrid as the bills blowing it in all 4 super bowls.
Create a damn room with freakin steel walls with a steel roof. Lets see Joker escape from that. Why Batman never thought of that utterly astounds me as he is one of the smartest humans in the DC comics universe plus called The World's greatest detective.

Because all the money and technology in the world can't overcome the human factor. Criminals escape because Gotham is corrupt as hell. The greatest lock in the world is useless when the door is open.