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  1. 06-12-2014, 01:48 PM #1
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    Default Soylent Green is Poo-Poo!

    Soylent Green is Poo-Poo! Can't you just hear Charlton Heston bellowing out this warning? And why shouldn't Soylent Green be poo-poo? Poop has plenty of nutritional value in it, it's not like our digestive systems are so efficient that they get all the food value out of poop. I think it's very likely that in the over-populated future we are hurtling towards that Mankind might turn to poo-poo for it's nutrition.

    Plenty of animals eat their poop, rabbits and dogs come to mind, so if it's good enough for our best friend it's good enough for us too. Of course by the time we resort to cannibalism or eating poo-poo we would have already eaten all of the dogs, man's best ex-friends. I guess the real question here is what kind of Soylent Green would you prefer...one made of people or one made of poo-poo?
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    Oh, Fly. One post and I'm back in the 90s.

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    It can't be BOTH?
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    Finally, sanity is restored.
    What have I always believed?
    That, on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, in the end, more or less, turn out all right.
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    I have a job, so I eat shit for a living anyway.

    YAY! The Return of the fly!
    'Dox out.

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    ^^^ this is hands down the best thread I've read on here today.

    And if I was snowed into a cabin, Simpsons style & had to choose between consuming my own bodily waste or succulent longpig? Would have to like the person an awful lot to go with option A. If its some random or person I hate, well eyeballs are supposedly very tasty and cows are genetically similar enough to humans that it would probably be like makeshift hamburger helper.
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    Then again, doesn't hamburger helper taste like poo-poo?
    Back to square one, darn it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    Then again, doesn't hamburger helper taste like poo-poo?
    Back to square one, darn it.
    I believe you mean, Square #2.
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    What can I say?

    I'm a people person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iangould View Post
    What can I say?

    I'm a people person.
    A true humanitarian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raefe Mahadeo View Post
    ^^^ this is hands down the best thread I've read on here today.

    And if I was snowed into a cabin, Simpsons style & had to choose between consuming my own bodily waste or succulent longpig? Would have to like the person an awful lot to go with option A. If its some random or person I hate, well eyeballs are supposedly very tasty and cows are genetically similar enough to humans that it would probably be like makeshift hamburger helper.
    It wasn't easy, but you made your choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iangould View Post
    What can I say?

    I'm a people person.
    Never trust a people person. Now we know why.
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    You are what you eat.
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    fly! I missed you!
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    Try aiming a little bit lower to compensate for recoil.
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