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    Whose Henzo?
    a OC created from one of our wilson threads.

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    The Yuuzhan Vong vs the Quarians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarchist View Post
    The Yuuzhan Vong vs the Quarians.
    I don't see how the entire race deserves that.
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    I don't like them, sorry for all Tali-Fans

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    Superdick vs Anarchist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    I don't see how the entire race deserves that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anarchist View Post
    I don't like them, sorry for all Tali-Fans
    To be fair, the Quarians were pretty terrible. Tali is the exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    Superdick vs Anarchist

    :P
    Gorilla marriage is too good for him.

    Make him fight Aizen.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Ancalagon this, Ancalagon that...I love the big guy, but man.

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    Ancalagon the Black versus the Quasar Dragon.

    Ancalagon beats himself to death against one of the Quasar Dragon's scales, and his opponent never even notices him.
    Why are we here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    (After watching the new episode of RWBY)

    Me: Sora.

    (A haggard Sora comes in, his clothes torn in several places, followed by a disgruntled Henzo)

    Me: Do I even have to ask?

    Henzo: What do ya want? Sora and I were in the middle of sparrin'.

    Sora: Sparring, my ass! You crashed into the roof of my bedroom, said "Sora, it's time to die!" and tossed me over the horizon until I landed in some mountains in Canada, then started to attack me.

    Henzo: Semantics. (turns to me) Now what is it? My sword arm is twitching.

    Me: Well, it's just as well that you're here since this is relevent to you. Sora, I am enraged. Can you guess at who?

    Sora: Cthulhu?

    Me: Good guess, but not this time.

    Sora: Miburo?

    Me: Nice try, but not today.

    (Sora pinches his nose and sighs): Cinder, Mercury and Emerald again?

    Me: And you win the prize.

    Henzo: Wait, so you call Sora out here from his death match with me (Sora: Who said anything about a Death Match?! I thought we were sparring?! Stop wanting me dead, dammit!) just to take care of those three weaklings?

    Sora: I don't usually agree with him, but he's right. I'm training to fight Xehanort, and while they're good exercise, we aren't exactly playing in the same sandbox if you catch my drift.

    Henzo: Yeah, you're going make my number one rival start slipping if you keep calling him up to take care of trash instead of people worth the effort. Then who will I have to fight with if I accidentally kill him because he's slacking off?

    Sora: I am going to ignore that last part.

    Me: Well, if you want, you could tag in for Sora since this may hold more of an interest to you.

    Henzo: (laughs) PLEASE! Why would I waste my time with characters that lieutenant-class Soul Reapers could take down with both arms behind their back AND sleeping?

    Me: Well, because the plot of said-weaklings involved killing a beloved character of the show.

    Sora: That's a fairly large list.

    Me: Then I'll just spell it out: Penny.

    Sora: What?! Those bastards killed the second most innocent character in the show?! That's--(Sora stops in mid-rant as a cold chill ran down his spine. Slowly, he turned around and saw Henzo, his bangs hanging over his eyes. His reiatsu flared around him and the shockwave knocked Sora off his feet)

    Henzo: What was that?

    (Henzo's reiatsu pulses once again, causing cracks in the ground): Did you just say that this bitch and her little playdate buddies killed MY Penny? Did I hear you correctly?

    Me: Uh, yes.

    (Henzo flash-stepped in front of me and smiled in a way that would make Guts proud): Okay, you got my attention.

    Sora: Wait, wait, wait. SHE'S your girlfriend? And hold on, when did you get a girlfriend?

    Henzo: Yeah, we met during that Christmas party we had at the Wilson's. I noticed that she had a pretty strong spiritual pressure, so I asked her if she wanted to fight and she agreed. And after leveling most of the city---

    Sora: Of course.

    Henzo:---I won. Though, she got plenty of good hits on me and almost cut off my arm at one point. Damn, what a woman. After that, things just fell into place and we started going out. And I'll tell ya, Sora, there's something about a woman with a completely incorruptible soul and the power to rip armies apart that's so freakin' sexy. (grins dreamily)

    Sora: That's...cool and all, Henzo, but you do know that she's an android, right? Not that I have anything against that, but...

    (Henzo stares back at Sora with a deadpan expression): Sora, you remember who my parents are, right?

    Sora: Yeeeeah...

    Henzo: So taking that into account, do you think that some mere woman of flesh and bone could actually handle all of this (gestures to himself) and not die?

    Sora:....You make a valid argument.

    Henzo: Plus, you have no idea just how flexible she is. And what she does with those puppet strings...(a sinister grin on Henzo as his nose begins to bleed)

    Sora: (gets creeped out and begins backing away slowly) Ooookay, TMI, man. T.M.I.

    Henzo: (snaps out of it and back into his blood rage) Right. Now I'm going to find my girl, take her to Urahara to get repaired and possibly upgraded, then I'm going to pay a little visit to Cinderella. (a bloodthirsty grin spreads on Henzo's face, followed by a massive wave of killing intent)

    Me: Awesome, just give me a moment while I locate Remnant and I'll teleport you there.

    Henzo: **** that. I don't need your author-created magical BS to find my prey.

    Me: But...they're in another universe.

    Henzo: So?

    Me: Sooooo, how do you expect to cross another dimensions without my "magical BS"?

    Henzo: Same way I get anywhere. I'll jump. And Sora?

    Sora: Yeah?

    Henzo: (grinning demonically) Be prepared, this won't take long. Later. (leaps through the roof and continues to ascend into the sky until he is nothing but a speck)

    Sora:...Well, there goes another clean pair of magical undies.

    Me: Does he really think he can break the laws of physics just by jumping around like the Hulk?

    Sora: Definitely.

    Me: Want to enlighten me as to how?

    Sora: He's been receiving training from Saitama during the weekends since last year.

    Me: (staring gobsmack at Sora): How the HELL are you still alive?

    Sora: Dad's plot-device gene.

    Me: (nods sagely) Yeah, that would do it.


    (In Remnant, Cinder, Emerald and Mercury are sitting in their hideout, drinking champagne and laughing over their success)

    Cinder: Ah, my plans couldn't be going any smoother. I've discredited the academies, planted seeds of doubt among the populace, laid siege to the city and soon, I'll have the power of a demi-Goddess in the palm of my hand.

    Mercury: Yeah, and I got to knock around that little Red Riding Hood wannabe and even got to see her cry over her dead puppet pal. Not as cathartic as it would've been beating her sister for breaking my leg, but eh, it felt good.

    Emerald: (laughs) Oh, I wish I could've seen that. I'm so sick of that band of cheerful idiots being so perky and happy all the time. It's good that they've been taken down a peg.

    (Cinder chuckles, then looks at the night sky and notices a particular star flaring brightly): It seems even the heavens favor me tonight.

    (Emerald looks up at the star with an incredulous and slightly worried look): Uh, Cinder, I don't know if it's the champagne, but that star seems to be getting bigger.

    (Mercury examines it more closely and begins to adopt a fearful expression): AND seems to be heading straight for---(Mercury is cut off as the "star" collides with the building, causing it to explode into a pillar of flames)

    (Cinder shakily emerges from the debris): Wha-what? What happened? (before anyone could answer her, a surge of malice and raw power washed over the three villains, causing them to collectively wet their pants in terror. Within the smoke, they could make out a shadowy silhouette with a pair of crimson, glowing eyes)

    ???: So, I'm guessing that you're the little shits whose little take-over involved my girl getting axed?

    (The smoke is dispersed by a fiery blue aura, which still keeps the figure's features obscured save her for their eyes. Then a U-shaped slit seemed to form on the figure's face, beaming the same red light. Cinder realizes with trepidation that it was actually smiling)

    Henzo: Let's have a talk about that, shall we? (unsheathes his zanpakutou and casually swings it horizontally)

    (From the lower orbit of Remnant, a beam of light can be seen shooting into space)
    Me: ...well, that's is a very much approved stomp. As for the new couple, I'll leave to our panel of regulars I randomly picked to be a part of this. Gang?

    Izumi: I don't know. Will they eat at the resturant during valentine and crap?

    Me: Yeah, probably.

    Izumi: I'm cool with it then.

    Yoshimori: You promise to give me more scenes with Tokine if I say that the couple is ok?

    Me: Promise. Suggested. Who knows semantics?

    Yoshimori: ...some times wonder if I'm really one of your favourite shounen leads.

    Me: I swear that you are. But you are also hilarious as a the straight man of this crew. I'm terribly sorry for that but it's true.

    Yoshimori: Whatever, they're probably fun together and if they're happy like that I thinks it's fine. It's not their fault that you're awful.

    Anshin'in: Such a lack of enthusiasm. I think that it would be splendid if little Henzo dated Penny. He's been needing to get some TLC ever since Konoka wrecked his ****.

    Me: That was his own gargantuan fault. He knew what he was doing.

    Anshin'in: Agreed. But still, they're adorable together and I look forward to the death march tiny mass murdering spirit-robot feet.

    Me: You're an odd one.

    Anshin'in: Being older than the actual existence of everything tends to do that.

    Me: I guess. But that is a three for three. We should now be obligated to include Penny/Henzo in future skits. Also, since this is still the curbstomp thread for you mind reviving the smouldering corpses of Cinder, Mercury and Emerald and stomping all over again mrs. Anshin'in?

    Anshin'in: Gladly. I'm quite fond of Penny too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy1 View Post


    Hilarious pwnages aside, I still have to applaud Cinder. This woman is one of the most competent villains I've seen in quite awhile. Reminds me of Medusa a bit.
    Absolutely. She is making quite the impression as far as compotent villains go, and there are quite a few similarities between her and Medusa (the main difference would be motive and certain points of their methodology).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    Absolutely. She is making quite the impression as far as compotent villains go, and there are quite a few similarities between her and Medusa (the main difference would be motive and certain points of their methodology).
    That and Medusa is probably almost as bad as Ragyo when it comes to 'motherhood'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy1 View Post
    That and Medusa is probably almost as bad as Ragyo when it comes to 'motherhood'
    I'd say that they are pretty much exactly as horrible as one another.

    Ragyo may have her bad touch-scene but Medusa has chapter 87 of the manga.

    The main difference between them, in terms of horribleness, is resources.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul # 7 View Post
    Absolutely. She is making quite the impression as far as compotent villains go, and there are quite a few similarities between her and Medusa (the main difference would be motive and certain points of their methodology).
    Also, Medusa says the words 'snake' and 'cobra' a lot more.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Ancalagon the Black VS Seven of Nine.

    Day 1: Seven shows up with a salt shaker, sprinkles some stuff on Ancalagon's territory, then goes away leaving Ancalagon to go "WTF?!"

    Day 5: Seven comes back, and finds Ancalagon writhing around, busting up the landscape, obviously in some discomfort. Well, duh. There's a giant Borg antenna that busted out of his face the day before.

    Ancalagon: "HUMAN! What have you done to me!?"

    Seven: "A simple nanoprobe infection."

    Ancalagon: "A WHAT!? Why am I hearing voices in my mind...SORCERY?!"

    Seven: "You call it sorcery. We call it technology. In my time, they are one and the same."

    Ancalagon: *wants to start a monologue, but is cut short when three massive shadows cover him; its three Galaxy Class vessels arriving in low orbit*

    Seven: "That, on the side of your head, is a subspace antenna. For the last 24 hours, it has been transmitting your coordinates. Those, are starships. From a thousand years in the future."

    Ancalagon: "And do you honestly think that I, Ancalagon, shall fall today!?" *tries to get up*

    Seven: "Indeed. You see, your scales fare well against medieval weapons. However, because you have been infected with nanoprobes, your bodily functions are now under their control." *produces a Tricorder* "...you will not die today. However, you will be stored in a transporter buffer, re-materialized on a world which is better suited to your physiology, and then studied. Please remain where you are. Resistance is futile..." *turns Ancalagon _OFF_ and puts him in hibernation*

    Ancalagon: "YOU..." *KTFO, and gets transported out before he hits the ground*

    Seven: "Fighting is inefficient..."


    *During the next age, Ancalagon appears once again on Middle Earth. Only, he's blabbering about things no-one, even the Maiar, can comprehend.*

    Ancalagon: "Do you simpletons not understand!? THERE IS LIFE IN SPACE! AND I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Also, Medusa says the words 'snake' and 'cobra' a lot more.
    You would think so, until you find out that Ragyo is actually a pre-op Jake "the Snake" Roberts.

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