Scenario: Someone on Ronapur needs the service of a particular programmer, and do not see fit to ask nicely.
A) The snatch went off without a hitch, which is a good thing.
B) The programmer in question is unarmed, un-traumatized, and physically fairly comfortable; which is an extremely good thing.
Why?
C) There is a rather overprotective maidservant with a checkered past and a temper en route. No, a different one.