Welcome to the YogApocalypse...

[T51R]

Yes, as in Yoga Apocalypse! Because yoga is now so prevalent, a strange phenomenon begins to occur across our planet:

-Every person who practices Yoga will blow a Yoga Flame once every meal.
-Whoever practices Yoga will, once every three days, overload and perform...



...YOGA INFERNO!

Its the Yoga Apocalypse! Can our world handle it?

[The Drunkard Kid]

Welp, time to bring back that whole "The Drunkard Kid will burn the world" thing again.

Because I've been meaning to get back into Yoga again anyway, and I totally will if massive amounts of arson is a guaranteed payoff.

[Radical]

When I read the thread title, I thought it involved Yog-Sothoth. (sigh of relief) 8-)

Of course, Yoga Infernos are still pretty bad...

[Primetime Harder]

Crap. I used to teach yoga to high-school kids. Though I'm out of practice thanks to my sciatica, one of the only things I do on a regular basis anymore is, ironically, the 'fire breathing' technique.

Guess I'd be taking my meals outside, and be thankful that I live somewhere where I can get outside - or at least get to an open window - in the time it takes to charge the Inferno.

On the upside, though, Los Angeles would probably change for the better (that is to say, being reduced to a smoldering firepit).