The reports of my blah blah blah have been greatly blah blah blah

[jeanvaljean]

Is that the guy Deadpool was based on?

[Paradox]

fly's ten times funnier and three times as insane.

[Aaron Kashtan]

Yay! I was going to log in to the forums to post the news of your death, but I couldn't remember my current username or my password, and I wasted all five login attempts.

[Knightsky]

(yet another old-timer crawls from out of the woodwork...)

Fly, I heard about your 'death' just before going to sleep last night. Upon waking up this morning, I found out you were not, in fact, pining for the fjords. I didn't even get a chance to write up a semi-eloquent response. Seriously, that's just like you, Fly.

Cue a lot of 'Escape From New York' references ("I swear to God, Fly, I thought you were dead." "Yeah, you and everyone else.").

Oh, and until you get your Facebook access, you do realize we're going to run havoc all over your wall, right?

[Nitmo]

This news is great for the scuba-pig society.

[Kees_L]

The sleuth is out there.

[coke & comics]

Fly- While I knew you not as well as some, I wanted to tell you that I am glad you are not dead.

[Spike-X]

This is not my fault! I swear! It may SEEM like it is...but really the whole thing was just Spike-X being stupid again.

Shut up, Doug.

[Pól Rua]

Poop! He got you Poop!

Excavated painstakingly from the cat-mines of lower Litterboxistan, it was concealed cunningly behind a particularly rich pisscuit-vein. He had to fight of a posse of nefarious claim-jumpers to get it, but his unerring fly-senses led him straight to it.
And that's precisely how it happened.

[Spike-X]

It's like you were there!

[Bradley]

All these old, familiar names. It feels like 1999 in here. Except no purple and gold color scheme.

[Bouncing Boy]

All these old, familiar names. It feels like 1999 in here. Except no purple and gold color scheme.

I miss the old Peanut Butter & Jelly days

[Paradox]

Bradley has but to ask:

All these old, familiar names. It feels like 1999 in here. Except no purple and gold color scheme.

[fly on the wall]

Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you. This is revenge for you running in the rain to get me batteries that once isn't it?

-Bouncing Boy

God, I remember that! I must have been crazy as hell then. Didn't also involve hitch-hiking?

Also I remember when you had crutches and I said to you, "Can't you see that those are just crutches?!!" Or something like that. It did happen didn't it? (It's just that I'm so old and take a lot of psych meds).

[fly on the wall]

That's the best news I've had all week!

You *******.

Thank you!

You jackass.