The reports of my blah blah blah have been greatly blah blah blah

[fly on the wall]

Hi kids! Remember me?

(Nah, that's too friendly)

Hi kids! Dismember me?

That's better.

I know it's been a long while since I have posted here but a few of you might remember me. Anyhow the death, last Wednesday, of a friend of mine with a similar name made people think I'm dead on Facebook. And then they gave me a good old fashion Facebook funeral! All these people started saying all this great stuff about me and it really touched my heart but I hated that they were hurting because I was dead. It felt like I was attending my own funeral like Tom Sawyer did. Hey that's my second allusion to Mark Twain, and I always thought I was a Vonnegut guy.

But as much as I was enjoying being dead and everything, I wanted to let my friends know I was alive. But I couldn't because I had forgotten my Facebook password and I tried to reset it but Facebook insisted that all of my email addresses were not in their system. So I decided to post over here and then you all could pass the word along.

Thanks for all the good words but I'm okay.

fly on the wall

ha ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' saliva

[Nitmo]

Hi kids! Remember me?

(Nah, that's too friendly)

Hi kids! Dismember me?

That's better.

I know it's been a long while since I have posted here but a few of you might remember me. Anyhow the death, last Wednesday, of a friend of mine with a similar name made people think I'm dead on Facebook. And then they gave me a good old fashion Facebook funeral! All these people started saying all this great stuff about me and it really touched my heart but I hated that they were hurting because I was dead. It felt like I was attending my own funeral like Tom Sawyer did. Hey that's my second allusion to Mark Twain, and I always thought I was a Vonnegut guy.

But as much as I was enjoying being dead and everything, I wanted to let my friends know I was alive. But I couldn't because I had forgotten my Facebook password and I tried to reset it but Facebook insisted that all of my email addresses were not in their system. So I decided to post over here and then you all could pass the word along.

Thanks for all the good words but I'm okay.

fly on the wall

ha ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' saliva

Glad you're not dead.

Still your wingman, though I've been fairly busy these past few years.

[Spike-X]

That's the best news I've had all week!

You *******.

[Paradox]

Seriously? **wipes brow in relief**

My only regret is that you didn't set this up on purpose.

Or did you?

[Brian Cronin]

Very nicely done.

[Bouncing Boy]

Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you. This is revenge for you running in the rain to get me batteries that once isn't it?

-Bouncing Boy

[Nitmo]

Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you. This is revenge for you running in the rain to get me batteries that once isn't it?

-Bouncing Boy

Knowing fly, he just might.

[Paradox]

[bert]

Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you.

-Bouncing Boy

same for me Mark. . and I had sworn off this site.

but glad you're not dead, Fly. . .the news really WAS very upsetting, and when I saw this shared on FB, I came here just to give you a virtual manly-hug of relief.

very best,
bert

[Greg Hatcher]

If you'd come out to Emerald City this year to hang with Kurt and me and everyone , we wouldn't be having these silly misunderstandings. Goddammit, we miss you,.

[Cotton]

You son of a bitch. I thought you were dead and came back to CBR to pay my respects. Now I've come back for nothing. Thanks a lot.

[Shawn Hopkins]

Glad you're not dead! Man, that sounded weird.

[Pól Rua]

I'm so glad you're not dead.

so... did you get me anything?

[Bouncing Boy]

I'm so glad you're not dead.

so... did you get me anything?

Poop! He got you Poop!

[Doug Strange]

This is not my fault! I swear! It may SEEM like it is...but really the whole thing was just Spike-X being stupid again.