Hi kids! Remember me?

(Nah, that's too friendly)

Hi kids! Dismember me?

That's better.

I know it's been a long while since I have posted here but a few of you might remember me. Anyhow the death, last Wednesday, of a friend of mine with a similar name made people think I'm dead on Facebook. And then they gave me a good old fashion Facebook funeral! All these people started saying all this great stuff about me and it really touched my heart but I hated that they were hurting because I was dead. It felt like I was attending my own funeral like Tom Sawyer did. Hey that's my second allusion to Mark Twain, and I always thought I was a Vonnegut guy.

But as much as I was enjoying being dead and everything, I wanted to let my friends know I was alive. But I couldn't because I had forgotten my Facebook password and I tried to reset it but Facebook insisted that all of my email addresses were not in their system. So I decided to post over here and then you all could pass the word along.

Thanks for all the good words but I'm okay.

fly on the wall

ha ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' saliva