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    Default The reports of my blah blah blah have been greatly blah blah blah

    Hi kids! Remember me?

    (Nah, that's too friendly)

    Hi kids! Dismember me?

    That's better.

    I know it's been a long while since I have posted here but a few of you might remember me. Anyhow the death, last Wednesday, of a friend of mine with a similar name made people think I'm dead on Facebook. And then they gave me a good old fashion Facebook funeral! All these people started saying all this great stuff about me and it really touched my heart but I hated that they were hurting because I was dead. It felt like I was attending my own funeral like Tom Sawyer did. Hey that's my second allusion to Mark Twain, and I always thought I was a Vonnegut guy.

    But as much as I was enjoying being dead and everything, I wanted to let my friends know I was alive. But I couldn't because I had forgotten my Facebook password and I tried to reset it but Facebook insisted that all of my email addresses were not in their system. So I decided to post over here and then you all could pass the word along.

    Thanks for all the good words but I'm okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fly on the wall View Post
    Hi kids! Remember me?

    (Nah, that's too friendly)

    Hi kids! Dismember me?

    That's better.

    I know it's been a long while since I have posted here but a few of you might remember me. Anyhow the death, last Wednesday, of a friend of mine with a similar name made people think I'm dead on Facebook. And then they gave me a good old fashion Facebook funeral! All these people started saying all this great stuff about me and it really touched my heart but I hated that they were hurting because I was dead. It felt like I was attending my own funeral like Tom Sawyer did. Hey that's my second allusion to Mark Twain, and I always thought I was a Vonnegut guy.

    But as much as I was enjoying being dead and everything, I wanted to let my friends know I was alive. But I couldn't because I had forgotten my Facebook password and I tried to reset it but Facebook insisted that all of my email addresses were not in their system. So I decided to post over here and then you all could pass the word along.

    Thanks for all the good words but I'm okay.

    fly on the wall

    ha ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' saliva
    Glad you're not dead.

    Still your wingman, though I've been fairly busy these past few years.

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    That's the best news I've had all week!

    You asshole.

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    Seriously? **wipes brow in relief**

    My only regret is that you didn't set this up on purpose.

    Or did you?
    'Dox out.

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    Very nicely done.

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    Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you. This is revenge for you running in the rain to get me batteries that once isn't it?

    -Bouncing Boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncing Boy View Post
    Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you. This is revenge for you running in the rain to get me batteries that once isn't it?

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    'Dox out.

    "It’s cold and it’s mean-spirited and I don’t like it here anymore." - Alan Moore

    "Can it, you nit!" - Violet Beauregard

    "And Paradox is never correct. About anything."- Kid Omega


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncing Boy View Post
    Damn you fly! You made me have feelings and cry my own tears and everything! You also made me resign up to CBR so I could say this to you.

    -Bouncing Boy
    same for me Mark. . and I had sworn off this site.

    but glad you're not dead, Fly. . .the news really WAS very upsetting, and when I saw this shared on FB, I came here just to give you a virtual manly-hug of relief.

    very best,
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    If you'd come out to Emerald City this year to hang with Kurt and me and everyone , we wouldn't be having these silly misunderstandings. Goddammit, we miss you,.
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    You son of a bitch. I thought you were dead and came back to CBR to pay my respects. Now I've come back for nothing. Thanks a lot.

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    Glad you're not dead! Man, that sounded weird.

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    I'm so glad you're not dead.

    so... did you get me anything?
    "Loudly proclaiming that you are above childish things isn't a sign of maturity - it's proof of adolescence." - Schnitzy Pretzelpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pól Rua View Post
    I'm so glad you're not dead.

    so... did you get me anything?
    Poop! He got you Poop!

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    This is not my fault! I swear! It may SEEM like it is...but really the whole thing was just Spike-X being stupid again.

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