Write your own crazy Marvel spoiler Retcon!

[MindofShadow]

Wakanda started the African Slave trade, shipping their rivals to the United States to work as slaves

[Of Atlantis]

A long lost Barton brother revealed to be... Bullseye!

[America]

Everyone is a clone, except Norman Osborn, who is actually Gwen from an alternate universe, and is the antihero known as The Iron Gwentriot.

[TickTock]

Wolverine and Mystique are Steve Rogers' parents.

[krazijoe]

Charles Xavier reveals to his fellow Illuminati members that in the original Secret War, he had attempted to mind-scan the Beyonder, revealing him as one of the Inhumans previously ruled over by fellow Illuminati member Black Bolt. Xavier also deduced the apparent secret behind the Beyonder's seemingly godlike abilities, which was that the Beyonder was not only an Inhuman but also a mutant, and the exposure of his mutant genes to Terrigen Mists had created an unprecedented power.

[dr4conianlaw]

Squirrel Girl hasn't ever defeated a villain for real, she just bribed all of them beforehand to get them to make it look like she so she could become famous.

[Iron Maiden]

Tony Stark's real father is.......Victor von Doom. oh, wait

[itspopularnowitsucks]

The real Hank Pym was killed by ants when he first tested the shrinking serum on himself. That one ant who tried to rescue him wears his skin, grows and assumes his legacy from then on.

[ohsnapulon5000]

Agnar the Screamer died saving his real Daughter, Gwen Stacey who is also the child of a time displaced Songbird.

These are hilarious and imaginative you guys, keep them coming.

[ohsnapulon5000]

All mutants in the marvel universe are actually inhumans. Xavier didn't agree with the inhumans way of living, so he manipulated everyone's mind to believe that they were a differente species.

The real Steve Rogers died in World War II. The one founded frozen is a clone.

Mary Jane is not a human. She is a succubus and Mephisto is her real husband.

Clones!!!!! How has Marvel not ripped off Star Waes harder and made everyone a clone mindwiped by Charles Xavier, yet?

[ohsnapulon5000]

Everyone is a clone, except Norman Osborn, who is actually Gwen from an alternate universe, and is the antihero known as The Iron Gwentriot.

Sounds like something they would do, honestly.

[CaptCleghorn]

Squirrel Girl hasn't ever defeated a villain for real, she just bribed all of them beforehand to get them to make it look like she so she could become famous.

A) This
B) What he said
C) QFT
D) All of the above

[Overhazard]

Thor's worthiness has to do more with his self-confidence than anything else, hence, the more he believes in himself the more he can do with the hammer. OG fury whispered something that made his self confidence drop to zero, which is why he also dropped the hammer, lost his shirt, and his arm. Jane is more worthy because she believes in herself more than Original Recipe Thor believes in himself.

It totally makes sense if you don't think about it too much.

[QBall]

Wolverine was an Inhuman all along. The release of the Terrigan Mists have sparked the regeneration process in every drop of blood, every flake of skin he has ever shed. Soon the MU will be overrun with an army of Wolverines.

[dragonmp93]

Captain Marvel is actually Captain Mar-vell is Carol's body, hence the haircut and the outfit.

Tony Stark's real father is.......Victor von Doom. oh, wait

Is this for real ?.

Thor's worthiness has to do more with his self-confidence than anything else, hence, the more he believes in himself the more he can do with the hammer. OG fury whispered something that made his self confidence drop to zero, which is why he also dropped the hammer, lost his shirt, and his arm. Jane is more worthy because she believes in herself more than Original Recipe Thor believes in himself.

It totally makes sense if you don't think about it too much.

Well, given that we dont have any actual explanation.........................