Write your own crazy Marvel spoiler Retcon!

[dragonmp93]

Peggy Carter is the original Madame HYDRA and Steve he loyal soldier. Because why not.

And Sharon Carter never actually existed; after Steve was frozen, Peggy found a way to be immortal, but to not raise any suspicion decades later, she faked her death and changed her name to Sharon.

[Wiccan]

And Sharon Carter never actually existed; after Steve was frozen, Peggy found a way to be immortal, but to not raise any suspicion decades later, she faked her death and changed her name to Sharon.

All New Hannah Montana.

[ZeroBG82]

The reason Maria Hill is so bent out of shape about everything is because her fling with Tony (back during Dark Reign) resulted in a love child. That love child is named Kobik. And Tony refused to pay child support, insisting that the kid must be Norman Osborn's because that's how Peter Parker got out of it with the Stacy twins.

[zhris]

You've seen reboots and rebirths... now it's time for Restart!

"No new comics will be published. Starting next month, Marvel will reprint the 1939 Timely Comics' Marvel Comics, and continue to reprint comics on a 1:1 chronological basis until we get to now. By then, hopefully we'll have thought of something. Maybe an X-Men crossover."

[Doctor Know]

May Parker isn't Peter's aunt, but actually his mother.

Is that fanfiction or is Marvel actually doing that?

[ZeroBG82]

Tony's real parents are Bucky and Natasha. She gave up the baby to continue Widow-ing before her heel-face turn. And he was obviously on ice and couldn't assert his parental rights. This leads to a 12 issue run that is nothing but a long homage to that scene from The Crying Game as Tony realizes that he's dated his mom.

And yes, with my last contribution, this actually makes Thunderbolts a family book! As Bucky tutors his young, cosmically powered granddaughter in the ways of the spy life.

[ohsnapulon5000]

Reed Richards totally had a long standing secret affair with Dr. Karla Sofen for years despite her affiliations. They met at a conference and he even knocked her up but she miscarried during a battle. or did she????

[Doctor Know]

Peter Parker is bisexual and prefers to date blonde men.

Johnny Storm

Bobby Drake

Wade Wilson (before his disfigurement).


Ahahaha. This I would actually read.

[dzub]

Namor is actually king of the surface world

[MichaelC]

The Mandarin is Tony Stark's father.

[ohsnapulon5000]

Norrin Radd, Agent of Thanos, Star Eater.

[Iron Maiden]

Is this for real ?.

Bendis is joking....I hope. Or he's just trolling. We don't know yet what Doom wants with Tony

[OldWestPaladin]

The First Cosmos was the god-like entity whose power is now in the Infinity Gems/ Stones. No other consciousnesses except for the singular universal. Destroyed as to much order, boring, persists in the Infinity Gauntlet.

The Second Cosmos was chaos, the birthplace of all the many-angled ones and incomprehensible demons. Destroyed as too chaotic, persists in lovecraftian horrors.

The Third Cosmos is us. The world outside your window.

The 4th Cosmos was similar to old school DC, cheesy and sunshiney and unrealistically positive.

The Fifth Cosmos is the home of Moridun from recent New Avengers issues. It's the origin for magic/ fantasy. Persists in the Dr. Strange corner of the current continuity.

The 6th Cosmos was Galactus's home, where spacefaring science heroes were the norm. The Sci-Fi universe. Persists in the Future Foundation and such concepts.

The 7th Cosmos was the one containing the 616, from the Timely era to 2016. The Modern Age of Super-Heroes.

The 8th Cosmos is the current continuity, comprising all of the above.

The recent re-organization of the universe post-Secret Wars has caused "leaks" from the old cosmos, a weakening of the walls of reality, but in a different way. Where before there were only a very very few "refugees" from previous cosmos, now they are coming more frequently. The Empirakul, who have never been seen before, are displaced from the 6th cosmos, and are trying to eradicate remnants of the 5th cosmos. The first cosmos is essentially where our concept of heaven comes from, and the second persists in galactic memory as "hell". 4, 5 and 6 are the intermediary fantasies, capes and magic and sci-fi, that eventually get rolled into the Marvel Universe.

[seaturkey]

You've seen reboots and rebirths... now it's time for Restart!

"No new comics will be published. Starting next month, Marvel will reprint the 1939 Timely Comics' Marvel Comics, and continue to reprint comics on a 1:1 chronological basis until we get to now. By then, hopefully we'll have thought of something. Maybe an X-Men crossover."

lol, ok I'll admit it. That was pretty good.

[seaturkey]

Dr Strange is not, nor has he ever been the sorcerer supreme. His loyal man-servant wong (wang? whatever) is the sorcerer supreme, and effectively uses Dr Strange as a human shield/cover to protect his true identity.