Write your own crazy Marvel spoiler Retcon!

[Lutecius]

- Mutants were programmed by the Kree to destroy humanity and the X-men are starting to act accordingly. Only the Inhumans can stop them!
- Hawkguy was Bullseye all along. Now Kate Bishop has to stop him!
- Bruce Banner was in total control all the time. He just enjoys smashing things and people. And Amadeus Cho must stop him!
- Peter Parker killed 616 Miles Morales, stole his powers and now he's getting cornrows. This is one step too far for Miles!
- Thor Odinson was actually created by some men rights activist cult and is using public transport after the loss of his hammer. Only Jane Foster can stop the manspreading!

[mr_crisp]

Thor is a born again Christian.

[mr_crisp]

1) Daredevil can really see. He's just been pretending to be blind so he can accidentally wander into women's locker rooms.
2) Xavier can always walk. He just likes parking in the handicap spaces.

[Shishard]

Squadron is finally revealed to be the DC counterparts they were made to rip off. It takes Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and GL to save the marvel universe from collapsing under all the rehash ( secret wars, civil war, now, etc.....). After saving Marvel they defect as they do not like the way their time line is screwed up by DC. Marvel heroes limp to DC where mediocrity is praised and accepted.

[dragonmp93]

Ms Marvel, Kamala Khan, did not actually survived the terrigenesis process; Madelyne Pryor and the Sisterhood took over her lifeless body and have been using her as a puppet on their mission of spying the Avengers and so they can be destroyed from inside later.

Jane Foster is the one that should have been Thor all along; when she was born, Loki sent her to Earth and replaced her with Thor, a newborn mutant with superstrength.

[DurararaFTW]

Tony never came back from the teen Tony/Heroes Reborn mess, Vision just made a duplicate body to secure Stark Enterprises and all the Avenger assests it has.

Aunt May, the original Spider-Girl is the only one ever bitten by a radioactive spider. Peter has been taking bloodtransfusions from her at night to give himself superpowers and that's why he made excuses and pacts with the devil to keep living in the old house with her.

Sabretooth is Steve Rogers' dad and Steve is legally Canadian.

Cyclops' eyes don't do what they do because they are portals to a dimension of red energy. They have paradoxically always been time-conduits through which the nigh-infinite energy of the depowered mutants from Wanda's curse is dispensed.

[Wiccan]

Charles Xavier was the real father of Jean Grey.

If we ignore the part he had romantic/sexual feelings for her, I think that would actually be a good plot.

[dzub]

Professor Erskine was Captain America's partner

*logs off the internet*

[dragonmp93]

Professor Erskine was Captain America's partner

*logs off the internet*

Do you mean as in partner or as in "partner" ?.

[aja_christopher]

Marvel is going to take your ideas off this thread and make millions.

[dragonmp93]

Marvel is going to take your ideas off this thread and make millions.

I would buy the stories about half of the stuff of this thread.

[dzub]

Do you mean as in partner or as in "partner" ?.

i meant "partner"

[Silvermoth]

#marvelin2017

[Silvermoth]

Iron Man did 9/11 to increase the value of his defence stock portfolio

[Thor-Ul]

Oh, I got one:

Peter Parker indeed it was complice from the blurgar he didn't stopped. His partner killed uncle Ben as retalation because Parker kept the money for himself. And Jonah was right all the time.