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    Default Your House/Apartment is haunted...

    Okie doke, so after watching The Conjuring 2, this scenerio came to mind. What if your house/apartment is haunted by a Conjuring/horror movie-esque type ghost? What would you do? How would you react?

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    If my house was haunted I would rather it be a friendly Casper-esque ghost then a malevolent one. But if I were plagued by such a entity I would most likely call a priest/exorcist/shaman/whatever to help get rid of it.
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    Would moving be an option? I never really saw Conjuring but I saw Poltergeist (...The remake...That was Hell silly) so not exactly the same deal but if something is haunting my house...I probably get the Hell out of dodge before it gets really nasty.

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    I'm actually moving this week anyway, so I think I could probably deal with it for 3-4 days.
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    I'm out of my home most of the day anyways, so I'd start a campaign of psychological warfare on them by leaving the Ghost Busters themesong playing at full volume along with assorted pre-recorded prayers and a Bleach/animated Ghost Busters marathon playing on a loop throughout my house while I'm absent.

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    I'd throw a Pokéball at it.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Edit:

    Instead, I convince it to go to the frat houses. There are a lot more people to screw with over there.
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    If a ghost ever killed me then couldn't I come back as a ghost and fight it?

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    I would pee on it.

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    My house is already haunted. You get used to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmazilla View Post
    If a ghost ever killed me then couldn't I come back as a ghost and fight it?
    Teaming up to fight the new people who move in seems more likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    I'd throw a Pokéball at it.
    I choose to interpret this as a double entendre.

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    1. Move if apartment
    2. If house, set it on fire - get insurance money. Let the ghost live in the ashes.

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    I'l offer it the chance to finish it's unfinished business. If it still tries to kill me with cheesy poltergeist shenanigans, It will be eating a Harm 4 enema, followed up by a 99,999 HP Holy Blast.
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    The ghost either moves or tries very hard not to be noticed.
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