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    Default Christine vs Jason

    Christine the evil car vs Jason Voorhees

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    I don't think running him over is going to do anything to the stronger versions of Jason.

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    The car has stupid regen, but it depends on what counts as "KOed" since it was even still "alive" and gradually regenerating when crushed into a cube.

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    ...Ends in sex.

    Search your heart, you know it to be true.

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    ....aaand that is an image that will be with me for the rest of my days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelC View Post
    ....aaand that is an image that will be with me for the rest of my days.
    You have no one to blame but yourself.

    And me.

    But mostly yourself, for giving me the opportunity.

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    LOL, somebody make this cross-over happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    ...Ends in sex.

    Search your heart, you know it to be true.
    The funny thing is when I was a kid..there was a family who lived in a nearby culdesac with 3 girls and two boys and one of them was 14 and one night when we had a block party and the parents were all bombed and not paying much attention to the kids they played truth or dare. The kid was dared to do something..unfortunate to the tailpipe of a car..and he did it.

    Reading over this post now..I realize it is more creepy then it is funny.

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    Yeah, this thread took a creepy turn, Surtur :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surtur View Post
    Reading over this post now..I realize it is more creepy then it is funny.
    Depends on how "unfortunate" what he head to do with the tailpipe was...
    The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The MunchKING View Post
    Depends on how "unfortunate" what he head to do with the tailpipe was...
    About as unfortunate as you can get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surtur View Post
    About as unfortunate as you can get.
    Oh now my mind went all kinds of dark places.

    But I guess as long as the car stayed off, I guess it wasn't TOO bad.
    The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!

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    Listen, if you guys can't accept the perfectly normal love between a psychopathic zombie and a murderous classic car, then that's your problem, not Jason's and Christine's.

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    Jason drives Christine to show his mom his new ride.

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    This just might be the greatest thread since CBR rebooted.

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