OK, it's been 9 days since this comic came out but I found the time to read it only today and now I just can't stand the oppressing silence surrounding what happened in this second issue:
DICK DASTARDLY WON!!!
WITHOUT CHEATING!!!
I had been waiting for this moment since I was a stupid 7-year-old, wasting my childhood with silly, cheaply-animated cartoons and now I feel so fulfilled I could almost cry.
And I'd have good reason to do exactly that, since his backstory left me with a serious case of the blues. Not anger, not disappointment -- just sadness. That moment when a man's self-survival instince gets the upper hand on even a father and husband most basilar instincts. Simply dreadful from every way you look at it -- not the least because, in different circumstances, it could really happen outside of this comic book's pages.
P.S. I don't know how to do that trick that creates the spoiler boxes, so highlight the whole post and the white text will come to light.