Which one of these superheroic bohunks named Chris is the last standing and why? Assume they are all about medium drunk, standard bar weapons such as pool cues and bottles are available.
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08-02-2016, 08:40 PM #1BANNED
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Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Chris Pine, Chris O'Donnell and Christian Bale Get in a Barfight
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08-02-2016, 08:41 PM #2Extraordinary Member
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It's controversial, but I feel like Chris wins.
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08-02-2016, 11:24 PM #3BANNED
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Bale or Hemsworth I think.
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08-03-2016, 12:38 AM #4Dweller in the West
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Meanwhile, in the spirit realm...
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08-03-2016, 07:08 AM #5Warrior of hope
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Really? Cause I think Chris might be able to edge him out a bit. Originally Posted by Pendaran
Fortunam adversarius, nihil prosperum habebitis
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08-03-2016, 07:39 AM #6The Weeping Mod
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Some good responses here.
Setting the funny stuff aside, this is real life and these guys don't exactly have any chops as expert fighters (by all means, correct me if I'm wrong). Then there's this:
None of them are operating at top-capacity. All of them have access to edged weaponry. Bale and O'Donnell are the oldest, past 40 for Bale and 45 for O'Donnell, so I'd put their odds at the bottom. Originally Posted by Shawn Hopkins
But it could go any way.Why are we here?
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08-03-2016, 07:48 AM #7Myself
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The winner is the bar owner who's going to get unbelievable amount of exposure and publicity out of that fight.
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08-03-2016, 07:51 AM #8The Weeping Mod
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It's probably in the US, so he can sue all heck out of these guys for damages, to boot.
Why are we here?
"Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
"...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
"Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate
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08-03-2016, 08:19 AM #9Astonishing Member
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None of these guys can afford to get their faces messed up, so they are all potentially losing. Might be more interesting to compare the fighting skills of their composite roles.
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08-03-2016, 08:56 AM #10Mighty Member
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I am going with Captain Kirk/Jack Ryan.
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08-03-2016, 10:21 AM #11Astonishing Member
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Chris Christie with the Big Splash - Ala Haystack Calhoun (who dat?).
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08-03-2016, 10:43 AM #12Prince of Duckness
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Christopher Reeve is disappoint.
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08-03-2016, 11:29 AM #13Astonishing Member
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Composite Christopher Walken can do almost anything.
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08-03-2016, 11:58 AM #14Rumbles Moderator
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Are we even allowed to use real people like this?
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08-03-2016, 12:04 PM #15Extraordinary Member
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Bah! Originally Posted by Ultra_Sonic
They've got nothing on... Burt Macklin!
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