Saitama vs Spongebob Squarepants

[Bullet Sniper]

Who wins?

Size is equalized for spongebob. And this is current Saitama vs composite Spongebob.

Go!

[master of read]

unless composite bob has some pretty balla feats, saitama blizts him into nothing.

[The Chou Lives]

I would think the heat from Saitamas punches would cook/ explode SpongeBob.

[Bullet Sniper]

Doesn't Spongebob have the Magic Book which can reality warp and rewrite the plot from that movie? And can't Spongebob regenerate pretty easily and often feels little to no pain?

[Guy1]

Saitama blitzes him and smacks away the book and either splatters Spongebob or just flings him into space.

[Bullet Sniper]

Saitama blitzes him and smacks away the book and either splatters Spongebob or just flings him into space.

And Patrick has survived being in the sun and Spongebob is his equal. And Spongebob has a page of the magic book in his head, so he can change the plot to where Saitama no longer exists.

[master of read]

And Patrick has survived being in the sun and Spongebob is his equal. And Spongebob has a page of the magic book in his head, so he can change the plot to where Saitama no longer exists.

wait? spongebob has survived being on the sun?

[Guy1]

And Patrick has survived being in the sun and Spongebob is his equal. And Spongebob has a page of the magic book in his head, so he can change the plot to where Saitama no longer exists.

And how is he surviving being splattered by Saitama?
And as for this sun feat, is it consistent with their portrayals?

Honestly, the fact that you need to give him a reality warping object in his head just to make him stand a chance really says everything about how outmatched the sponge is.

[The Drunkard Kid]

So Saitama minus his vast super speed advantage vs. SpongeBob plus pseudo-omnipotence (the Regen is useless as Saitama has killed things with decently high end Regeneration already, like Boros)?

Even taking into amount the stacked deck, unless he got a lot more competent then normal there's still at least a 50℅ chance of SpongeBob doing something useless or self-defeating before Saitama swings his fist in SpongeBob's general direction with enough force to part clouds across a continent sized swath of the ocean, after having already overwhelmed an allegedly planet-razing energy blast and overloaded the durability and Regen of a class 100 first.

[Guy1]

Who wins?

Size is equalized for spongebob. And this is current Saitama vs composite Spongebob.

Go!

So Saitama minus his vast super speed advantage vs. SpongeBob plus pseudo-omnipotence (the Regen is useless as Saitama has killed things with decently high end Regeneration already, like Boros)?

Even taking into amount the stacked deck, unless he got a lot more competent then normal there's still at least a 50℅ chance of SpongeBob doing something useless or self-defeating before Saitama swings his fist in SpongeBob's general direction with enough force to part clouds across a continent sized swath of the ocean, after having already overwhelmed an allegedly planet-razing energy blast and overloaded the durability and Regen of a class 100 first.

Actually the OP said nothing about speed being equalized.

[T51R]

Actually the OP said nothing about speed being equalized.

"Consecutive normal punches."

[Len Ikari145]

So Saitama minus his vast super speed advantage vs. SpongeBob plus pseudo-omnipotence (the Regen is useless as Saitama has killed things with decently high end Regeneration already, like Boros)?

Even taking into amount the stacked deck, unless he got a lot more competent then normal there's still at least a 50℅ chance of SpongeBob doing something useless or self-defeating before Saitama swings his fist in SpongeBob's general direction with enough force to part clouds across a continent sized swath of the ocean, after having already overwhelmed an allegedly planet-razing energy blast and overloaded the durability and Regen of a class 100 first.

Ah DK, it's their "size" that's been equalized, not their speed. So...



Yeah.

[Guy1]

[Bullet Sniper]

Ah DK, it's their "size" that's been equalized, not their speed. So...



Yeah.

Didn't Patrick run to the sun and back in 4 seconds? has Saitama achieved that level of speed? And if so, how is Saitama going to deal with being reality warped out of existence?

[Guy1]

Didn't Patrick run to the sun and back in 4 seconds? has Saitama achieved that level of speed? And if so, how is Saitama going to deal with being reality warped out of existence?

1: Patrick is not Spongebob.
2: Again I ask if this is consistent with their portrayals.