You're On A Deserted Island And You Get 3 Wishes Granted--What Are They?

[The Whovian]

wow these are some crappy wishes. You can't wish to be off the island. you can't wish for super powers. You can't wish for more wishes.

Does it matter what you wish for if you'll be dead in a few weeks?

The island provides food and water for you.

[The Whovian]

What kind of shoddy bargain basement wishes are these?

Genies aren't what they used to be...

Ha ha hah!!

[Orujo-man]

I need more than food and water to survive. Girlfriend? Netflix?

I would not ask my girl to come with me, even if she wants to come .. I'm stuck on the island for life, she not. And for TV meh. Actually I don't watch TV, only news, so...

[Dalak]

Are you sure you want all those warmongers and arms dealers and whatnot to know who is responsible for them having to go and get a proper job?

Them going to murder me and everyone on the island would breach the peace, and as they are already prospering why hold a grudge?

[Vinsanity]

- People to be deserted with me. I get bored by myself. I need people to be around
- A lot of books. Books that can teach me stuff and entertain me.
- I mean if I can't have a radio cause of signals. I'll go with a first aid kid.

[MoneySpider]

Blonde, Brunette & a Redhead.

Somewhere, a bald woman is crying.

[MindofShadow]

But if I found myself there, all I need is one wish: an active time bomb. I'd rather be dead.

Same.

Im not dragging my kids and wife out on a deserted island selfishly. And they are really all I care about.

So...

Wish 1: the biggest life insurance policy in existence.

Wish 2: smart phone with facebook live feed

Wish 3: Wifi access


film myself on facebook live on this stupid island.

After a certain amount of time, film myself "accidently" falling off a cliff and dying

wife and kids profit.

[The Velour Fog]

-bill gates' house
-jhonni blaze (even thouhg i cant leave she probably has a manager or something that could get stuff to island once in awhile)
-internet/wifi (if that isnt included in bill gates' house)

[RLAAMJR.]

1. A house that has everything that I need
2. 100 billion dollars
3. 100 young, sexy and beautiful women

[KOSLOX]

1. A house that has everything that I need
2. 100 billion dollars
3. 100 young, sexy and beautiful women

Are you going to use this for kindling? if you are stuck on the island it's not going to be useful.

[theBellrhino]

This is pretty interesting. Let's see...
1. For all of my family and friends to live full, healthy, happy lives.
2. A three-story library that takes up half of the island, filled with books (survival guides, fictional works, comics, etc.)
3. All the tools needed to farm the land and maintain the aforementioned library.

[GOLGO 13]

Somewhere, a bald woman is crying.

Wigs are acceptable & depending on the outfit...recommended