Look...this ain't even a question, bro/sis/non-gender-based slang term of your choice. Cyclops is right. Doesn't matter what the question is, he is right in all things.
When he formed a team of the scariest, most OP mutants he could find as a deliberate threat to the human world? He was RIGHT and TOTALLY knew this was all going to lead to a big fight with the Avengers, the loss of a cool island home and possession from a big space bird, NONE of which would have ANY negative results.
When he found himself a pariah in a world with the mutant population blooming once more, and decided to relocate to a supervillain death bunker without even trying to hash things out with the other X-Men, maybe elect a new non-fugitive leader to carry on in his absence? RIGHT AGAIN, because he KNEW that leaving the rest of the X-Men to stew and worry over whatever he was planning instead of doing any actual X-Men work would make mutantkind STRONGER.
When he cracked open the Phoenix Egg which he got from...uhm...rightness?...Hickman?...and hoarded its power for himself just to shoot at some largely pointless aircraft while two Earths collided around him? ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, because making it to Battleworld as a smoking, glowing hippy only to get his neck snapped by God Doom was very helpful and definitely not a waste of time and page space that could've been given over to any number of more significant subplots.
And hey, it goes back even further! When Cyclops wouldn't leave the X-Men that first time until Storm kicked his ass out the door? That was PLANNED. Because he knew full well that making Storm look like a bully in her first act of official leadership would make everyone less likely to accept her commands, and that would make the team bond all the closer. And when Cyclops fell out of that exploding plane and landed on his head, giving himself brain damage that would impair his abilities for his whole adult life? That was a deliberate stroke of GENIUS because he knew that wearing sunglasses indoors is the height of cool and everyone would like him more. We don't even need to get into the Maddie Pryor stuff again - I mean, c'mon, what was he supposed to do? Explain stuff to her? Pfffft. He got a demonic ex with a fantastic rack AND a son who is both John Connor and the Terminator simultaneously out of the deal. Happy accident? Hell no. Rightness.
So when you hear Tom Brevoort going on and on about how Death of X and Birth of X and Taste the Gooey Placenta of X and of course the eagerly awaited Potty Training of X will show how the public perceive Cyclops as "just like Hitler", we all know not to be worried! At worst he'll be the right sort of Hitler. Like, he still wants to kill all the Jews but he does it nicely and painlessly, and maybe gives out free lollipops as he goes. The kind of Hitler that would help an old lady cross the street. The fuhrer of the Third Recht. That's Cyclops.
With all this in mind, one problem remains - his name. 'Cyclops' may have been cool once, but it doesn't quite emphasize the majesty of one who is right in all things. It...mostly just says he's got one eye, which he doesn't. How can The Right Man have a name which is WRONG?? Plainly this injustice must be addressed! Please, let's help the X-offices out and brainstorm some suitable appellations for the living (until proven otherwise) saint.
Free examples:
- Rightclops (Bit played out already)
- C-TRUTH (All he needs now is an imaginary child to have creepy days out with!)
- Mister Righty McRightsalot (Possibly Sir Righty McRightsalot, if we can get her madge on board)
- Right-Wing (His name is Scott Summers, and he will make America great again.)
- Captain Never-Wrong (Why should the Avengers have the monopoly on Captains, dammit?)
- General Never-Wrong (Even better!)
- Sénor Veritas (Ooh, getting a little Latin in both senses of the word. Very nice.)
- Z'Cott the Corrector (KNEEL BEFORE Z'COTT!)
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DISCLAIMER: Did you even read this far before making an eye-rolling reply? Congratulations! And yeah, trollpost is trollpost, but I didn't do one for the entirety of September so I think I'm entitled.