Holds a near-monopoly on terrible storylines, conisistently terribly booked in almost everything he's ever been involved in, basically holding onto his spot only via his talent and size. You can talk about his Rumble records or his runs with the Pity Championship all you want but they'll be long forgotten by fans while Spilled Coffee, Katie Vick, and Shane McMahon's Electrified Groin will likely be remembered as his career-defining moments.
Whatever happens with Harper I hope he ends up better than a schizophrenic midcarder victimized by ass-terrible booking.