Our latest issue opens with some startling (am I the only one that winced?) imagery of the Maker, sliced into sections, explaining to President Obama (R'Obama?) how the Molecule Man granted him "life" beyond Battleworld.
But that's not all -- it seems Mr. M&M bestowed each subsequent multiversal universe with its very own Maker -- same personality, same goals, same mission -- to remerge the multiverse (and presumably merge with his other selves) which he plans to execute using the resources provided by the expected ransom for President ---- Roberto???
BOOM. James Bond unmasking? Scooby Doo reveal? Either way, President Obama is President R'Obama is SUPREME LEADER ROBERTO! Woooo! How did they know? 'Berto is Mister Two Steps Ahead 2016, y'all.
So then, as many folks assumed, Teddy's previous mid-battle-call on his arm-cell was most definitely Supreme Leader requesting a switcharoo to pose as 'Berto in his stead while he's posing as Obama with the Maker. Slick as Fuuuuuuuuhq.
But back on Airforce One (Airlock One?), our Maker reveals, in true Bond fashion, bits of his schemes and plots by name dropping Nadia Pym, of all people, the newest Wasp. Whaaa? Very curious! But just as the Maker is in full brava-mode, Berto pulls the curtain back on yet ANOTHER bait and switch, revealing Warlock posing as Airforce One. And to add hurt to injury, Berto KIRBY BALLS UP to go old school fisticuffs on Ol' Maker's stupified face! But that grand finale of ownage isn't without a price, unfortunately. It seems Roberto's M-Pox affliction not only causes respiratory distress, but also literally saps him of his youth(??) when using his mutant gifts! Hence, his Nate Grey/Rogue/Skunk make-over.
Meanwhile back at HQ with the Dugan maelstrom, Toni and Aikku reveal the original Dum Dum's suspended animation-state of tube-slumber and he is none too pleased with the deception -- beheading Garrett, chastising Songbird and company, and lastly demanding a confrontation with 'Berto.
This. Issue. Killed. It.
Loved every minute. 100%.
The art: Solid. The story: Sick. The pay off: Chills.
My love for this book runneth over, Ewing, you glorious complex continuity fostering genius!
Seeing as how 'Berto didn't "die" and we have a funeral on deck (right?) for next issue, I now believe the mourning will be for Pod.