What if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Kryptonian?

[The Drunkard Kid]

Basically what the title says. What if on that fateful day back in high school, due to trans-dimensional temporal shenanigans, synthetic Kryptonite, and skipping lunch, the spider that gave Peter Parker his normal powers was crushed a split second before it could chomp down on him as Clark Kent daintily nipped at the Pete instead, giving him the proportional powers of Superman?

Assume that he gets powers equal to the most recent version of whichever Superman bit him. In no particular order:

1) Golden Age

2) Pre-Crisis

3) Post-Crisis

4) JLU

5) Nu52

6) Smallville

[T51R]

Wasn't Peter smaller in build than Clark to begin with? That ought to mean the powers scale down, instead of up.

So pound-for-pound, I'd reckon we get Superboy, and that's about it.

[The Dork Knight]

I don't think he'll survive the bite . Then again , Lois never died so Clark can obviously somehow keep his powers in check even when his hormones are raging ......

[klefmung]

I guess that means he is overall weaker than Supes if he gets the proportional strength.

[MichaelC]

A kryptonian spider would have been more interesting. We're talking pre-crisis stuff in that situation.

[Captain Smith]

What if an older Kryptonian comes to Earth and passes on Kryptonian cold viruses or E. Coli? Why would Clark bite Peter and he wouldn't inject venom as the spider did.

[Pendaran]

Basically what the title says. What if on that fateful day back in high school, due to trans-dimensional temporal shenanigans, synthetic Kryptonite, and skipping lunch, the spider that gave Peter Parker his normal powers was crushed a split second before it could chomp down on him as Clark Kent daintily nipped at the Pete instead

Is Clark drunk, a cannibal, or just revealing certain fetishes?

[The Dork Knight]

Is Clark drunk, a cannibal, or just revealing certain fetishes?

Certain fetishes for sure pre crisis

Drunk seems likely post crisis

Cannibal goes nicely with Golden Age

[Powerboy]

So, in very case, he gets powers equal to what a relatively small, frail Kryptonian would get.

[T51R]

So, in very case, he gets powers equal to what a relatively small, frail Kryptonian would get.

Considering what the rest of the Dynasty can do, Peter's working identity would likely be "Not-so-super Man." He'd still fit right in with Heroes for Hire and the original Darkhawk though.

[Alan2099]

He calls himself The Amazing Superman-Man.

Also, when he stops wearing glasses nobody recognizes him anymore.

[Powerboy]

Considering what the rest of the Dynasty can do, Peter's working identity would likely be "Not-so-super Man." He'd still fit right in with Heroes for Hire and the original Darkhawk though.

He did build up some muscle. There was a series where he lost his powers and still was pretty agile and strong, nowhere near peak human but a good athlete after a few years of all that Spider-Man exercise. I would think he'd still be on a decent level with the powers of a Kryptonian, maybe not Superman but as strong as Supergirl, etc., stronger once he got built up.

[Powerboy]

He calls himself The Amazing Superman-Man.

Also, when he stops wearing glasses nobody recognizes him anymore.

We need a like button.

[Marvel-Studios Rep]

Adult Spiderman is 178cm, whereas Superman is 190cm. Teenage Parker is probably around JLU Superman or something thereabouts, which is plenty strong enough to make the entirety if his rogue gallery meaningless. Not to sure how it woukd affect how fast or slow he ends up on the avengers.

[Radical]

Wasn't Peter smaller in build than Clark to begin with? That ought to mean the powers scale down, instead of up.

So pound-for-pound, I'd reckon we get Superboy, and that's about it.

Or at least Image's Invincible.