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Teachers/Mentors: Jubilee (the friendly one), Surge (the not-friendly one) and Magik (the one who isn't telling you to go throw Monet's hair products in the septic tank, but isn't not telling you do that either, if you catch my drift)

Returning Students: Pixie (never gonna pass that final magic exam until she quits being a wuss and sucks Brooklyn into a black hole already) and Hellion (because seriously, he's never getting out of this place, might as well make a running joke out of it)

Early Graduating Student: Glob Herman (leaves in first issue while mockingly laughing at others, wanders into NYC traffic without realizing and is immediately run over by 5 consecutive taxis)

New Students: Jen E. Moté, a.k.a Emoji (half-Asian half-French, media-influenced mind and emotion-fuelled shapeshifting causes her to express all feelings in the form of memes - becomes Grumpy Cat when upset, that gif of the Tenth Doctor standing in the rain if she's sad, etc.), Trent-Z the inZane (previously-unknown son of Adam-X, determined to be even more edgy than his dad, own blood undergoes nuclear reaction when exposed to air - can explode a good-sized house just by bleeding on it), Charlotte McAllister a.k.a Kelpie (Scottish because I demand more representation, half her hair is seaweed, has gills and other aquatic quirks plus a hypnotic singing voice), and El Jaundicio, the Living Banana (he's a banana and he's ALIVE!!)
Uh.... [ insert massive applause here ]