If DC/Warner were to market an ALFRED PENNYWORTH COOKBOOK in a similar spirit to those seemingly ubiquitous Elvis Presley cookbooks, but featuring the kinds of foods and beverages that Alfred likely serves to Bruce Wayne and his charges (based on what's been portrayed in media over the years), what kinds of dishes would you include?
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12-11-2016, 09:18 AM #1The Fastest Post Alive!
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What would you feature in an Alfred Pennyworth Cookbook?
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12-11-2016, 09:30 AM #2The Fastest Post Alive!
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Moderators, please move this thread to the Batman Forum. Misposting, I'm afraid.
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12-11-2016, 12:47 PM #3BANNED
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Sad dishes that will go uneaten. Little known fact, Bruce doesn't constantly leave Alfred's meals on the table because he's so driven to fight crime. He's just a really bad cook.
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12-11-2016, 08:50 PM #5CBR got me like..
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Mulligatawny soup.
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Two recent examples are an unspecified "salmon dish" and chocolate gelt with custom bat logos on them. And Alfred makes various types of sandwiches all the time.
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12-12-2016, 05:53 AM #8BANNED
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Anything but pancakes.
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A "How To" guide concerning the appropriate amount of time to leave frozen steak on someone's face before it thaws.
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12-12-2016, 08:26 AM #10Uncanny Member
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Food that could easily be reheated in a microwave.
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12-13-2016, 09:42 AM #11Incredible Member
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Beef Wellington.
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Vichyssoise (thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock)...served by Alfred in Batman Returns.
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12-16-2016, 03:41 PM #13BANNED
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Purina Bat-Chow.
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12-17-2016, 11:49 AM #14Ultimate Member
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Nothing but cake's and Sandwiches that's all the man ever seems to bring down to that blasted Bat cave. Seriously has anyone else noticed the number of panels that show Alfie feeding them all manner of cake's and Tea. Surprised they can still fit into their leather and spandex.
Anyway my list;
Ferocious Chicken and Jalopeno sandwiches {like he made in B&R}
Full Sunday Roast dinners with a side of cupcakes { also from B&R}
On account of his Britishness;
A yummy Spotted Dick recipe in honour of the 1st Robin
Home made Fish and [posh] chips with mushy peas and brown sauce
Maybe a nice Bubble and Squeak rosti recipe to help use up Xmas and Thanksgiving left overs
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12-17-2016, 06:32 PM #15Death becomes you
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Recipes that are an absolute must to include:
Haggis
Blood pudding
Jellied eels
Bubble and squeak
Deviled kidneys
Kippers
Stargazy pie
Toad-in-the-hole
Welsh rarebit
Lardy cake
Spotted dick
Treacle tart
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