Lol no worries. Basically I think the Earth-One Superman is just the worst. You obviously enjoy the character so I won't go into a long post trying to say you're wrong for liking what you like (even though objectively you are this time
). I'll just say the idea is not inherently bad at all, but it's just done way better in other places.
Superman American Alien is a prime example, imo. That Clark is very much a person that I know, care for, and (most importantly) like. He's a thoughtful, funny, a-dork-able dude who's just figuring it out as he goes. I know and like his friends. They interact with him and the world in a very believable way. And it's probably my favorite introduction to Lois ever.
Superman Earth-One, by in the words of it's own creators was made to take a far more cynical look at the idea of the character and his world. Cynicism as the bedrock for a take on Superman is not something I enjoy.
That all said, I'm actually super guy with the Superman we have. I'm down for him being married, I like the kid, and I like that he's the unironic seasoned "mr. fix it." It's also a plus for me that some of the creators are fans of AA (the guy worked on issue 5) so that bleeds through a bit. This guy we have now is "Supereveryman" and that's how I like him.