No, Christmas isn't coming this year. Well, not in the way most people expect, anyway. Because Santa went and sent a certain Alien Emissary a lump of coal ahead of time, and...well, no-one knows what happened to him afterwards. However we do know that the North Pole suddenly disappeared and got replaced by Atlantis.
BUT! The creature's protocols demand that it continue to respect the customs of primitive life forms! And so she declares that on the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve, she shall visit everyone personally and deliver not presents, but "any thing, deed, or desire!"
Yup, through the power of advanced technology, the monster's even omnipresent when it wants to be. So you can't escape the wish.
In 7 days, what shall you demand of The Emissary?