Intentionally bad Smallville esque pitch

[LordTrump]

Came up with this crap years ago and may have posted it before the reboot, but here's a laugh.
Remember how Smallville did "realistic" versions of some characters, like their version of Mxyzptlk? Well imagine a WW high school show that was ENTIRELY like that.

Amazon warrior princess Diana faces her toughest challenge yet: Intro to Chemistry!!

Princess Diana of the Amazons disguises herself as Diana Tautopolous Prince, and her sister, Donna Drussila Troy are Greek foreign exchange students to Marston High School. Their host family is a history teacher there, Julia Kapatelis, and her middle school daughter Nessie.

Secretly super powered Amazons, Diana and Donna go undercover as a normal teenager on a mission given by her mother to defeat great evil. Diana is a junior, whereas Donna is a sophomore.

At school, Diana's rivals are "the Cheetah girls", snobs who dress in Cheetah pattern clothes. Made up of Priscilla, Deborah, and Barbara, Barbara and her boyfriend Sebastian are secretly furries!!!

Coach Doris Zuel is a huge roid rage butch gym teacher nicknamed Giganta. Her favorite student is track superstar and German exchange student Fausta Grables.

Paula von Gunther also forms a German club with Grables and her friend Mavis, but the club has supposed Neo nazi tendencies. For Halloween, Gunther also dresses up as Gundra the Valkyrie.

Chang Tzu is the fat Asian geek at the school, made fun of and called Egg Fu.

Diana's other rival is the Arab student Artemis, who is secretly an Amazon herself.

Her best friends are Myndi, Etta, Nubia, and Zola.

Their love interests are Steve Trevor, Trevor Barnes, Tom Tressor, Ed Indelicato, and Mike Schorr.

The school has an "evil" principle in Ares Buchanan, who fashions himself a man of war.

The school nurses are the corrupt Veronica Came and her friendly assistant Leslie.

Marina Maru is secretly selling drugs at school, known to her "clients" as Doctor Psycho.

Everyone's favorite after school spots are Taco Whiz as well as Minister Blizzard, an ice cream shack known for their blueberry flavored treat, the Blue Snowman.

Nessie is one of three girls, whose names are Helena and Valerie, in the running for the local theater's production of Swan Lake.

One of the cafeteria workers is a muscular man named Ferdinand, who has a tattoo of a bull on his arm.

The creepy school guidance counselor is Mr Cizco, who everyone names Dr Psycho due to his creepy lecherous ways.

lol I may come up with more just for the pure devilment of it.

[rayray1127]

You may call this bad, but I'd watch with bells on!

[LordTrump]

Mouse Man is a "neighborhood rat" who has info on anyone.

Zara is another Arab student, Artemis's friend, and is always causing fires in the chemistry lab.