CBR Chat

[bipolar danger girl]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

[bert]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

yeah. . I saw your posts disappearing (they were getting deleted as I was looking at them!).

New rules for NuCBR -- gotta try and keep it PG-13. . . in that general a thread, I guess your comments were too close to "R"

[ExcelsiorPrime]

Night folks, going to go read my hoard.

Good idea. Have fun Puma.

[gearsofcrabs]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

Guess they didn't like you insinuating that I was having sex with a giant chunk of meat. Or f-bombs are no-gos now. Either or.

[Donald M.]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

I guess you'll just have to work up some interesting euphemisms. I'm sure you're up to the task.

[Donald M.]

Guess they didn't like you insinuating that I was having sex with a giant chunk of meat.

Well, if you don't want people insinuating that you probably should be holding meat over your crotch. I get what you were going for, but the less flattering interpretation is better than you deserve for doing such a thing.

[Hariel0079]

Anyone else watching Silicon Valley on HBO? It's my new favorite show. It's probably the best thing Mike Judge has done since Office Space.

Never had the urge to watch it.

[Donald M.]

Never had the urge to watch it.

Well, thanks for letting us know.

[Pól Rua]

Munkee!, how are you doing in that pile of comics you picked up on this side of the pond?

I just received a package from Mike containing my ECCC purchases, and am breathlessly awaiting the stuff from SF.
I have plowed through the three books I bought at the Borderlands bookstore in SF ('First Among Sequels' by Jasper Fforde, 'High Cotton' by Joe R. Lansdale and 'Tales from the Wold Newton Universe' by Philip Jose Farmer) and the 'Beanworld' HC I had signed by Larry Marder at WonderCon.
Still haven't read all of the compilation of Greg's Pulp Fiction work, because I'm trying to make that last.

Ooh, it's just like Christmas... all the stuff I forgot I bought!

Okay, as far as comics go, there's the 'Mind Mgmt' Vol.1 HC signed and with a sketch by Matt Kindt, the Essential Marvel Team Up Vol.3 and Essential Marvel Two-in-One Vol.2 & 3 volumes I got at 70% off, 'Doc Unknown' Vol.1 which is a fun, creator-owned pulp occult investigator doolally, the signed 'RASL' HC I bought off Alex at the CBLDF stand, the 'Doodle, Inc.' sampler I got off Greg's kids, 'Sauce' a mini comic about a cute little creature who vomits a lot, 'Iron, or, The War After' which I grabbed from the Archaeia Press stand, and the HC of 'Bandette' I got signed by Paul Tobin and Colleen Coover.

There's also the sticker I got off the 'Scottish Ninjas' people, the DVD of 'The Night Stalker' and 'The Night Strangler', a bunch of superhero Domokun figures I got off Mike, and two custom mego heads (most definitely not the Vulture and certainly not Doctor Octopus!) I was given by Kurt's friend Dino.

Quite a haul!

I have also not finished the 'Monkey Butter', as I am trying to make that last.

[Alvarez]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

Maybe you could calm down on the lewd posts?

I don't have a problem with them... but the new pg13 policy does.
And probably others. Lol

[thecrimson]

Oh no. I got a PM from a Mod. I've never gotten a ban warning before! Gah! Quick what do I do?

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

First, what did you do?

Second, if I did know, it wouldn't be so bad being a few states away from my girlfriend.

[bipolar danger girl]

So... it's not just my swearing? It's my whole personality that needs to change! I'm flap jacking doomed. Dude was pushing himself into meat! What was I supposed to say? Nice pepperoni against your pants? That's a beautiful pepperoni stick you got there, Sir. Gah!

How long do you think I have? Before... "off with her head!" We should totally throw me a funeral. I want balloons! LOTS OF BALLOONS!

[Pól Rua]

No really, you are a bunch of fking funny nerds.

They won't let me swear anymore, Munkey. It's making my rainbow periwinkle and my doughnut hole dry up.

Help me...

Lotsa swearing on facebook, I hear.
I cuss like a sailor over there. It's all "hoist me mains'l and avast the mizzenmast! Rattle me cradders and fairn me blinns!"

It's hell in there, I tell you.

[Alvarez]

So... it's not just my swearing? It's my whole personality that needs to change! I'm flap jacking doomed. Dude was pushing himself into meat! What was I supposed to say? Nice pepperoni against your pants? That's a beautiful pepperoni stick you got there, Sir. Gah!

How long do you think I have? Before... "off with her head!" We should totally throw me a funeral. I want balloons! LOTS OF BALLOONS!

Yeah, just tone the lewd posts down and you'll be fine. Lol

[Jodoc]

Princess, you know I luvs ya, but think about it. After getting a warning, was this -

Does anyone know how to perform a blow job over the internet?

such a great idea?

I know; it's hard to conceive of a PG-13 Awesome one, but please be careful.