King Krypton vs. Jupiter Gorilla

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

The Pre Crisis SuperGorilla vs. The Mass of Jupiter SuperGorilla we've come to fear. For the purpose of this fight assume King Krypton is Pre Crisis Superman's equivalent, but ... y'know, a Gorilla. Who takes this in a straight up, Khazan standard?

DISCLAIMER: Gorilla Marriage need not apply. Please consult a physician in the event of Spontaneous Gorilla Marriage Syndrome™. If Gorilla Marriage lasts for longer than 4 hours it may be signs of a serious medical condition.

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[The Dork Knight]

Pc Supes blew out stars with his breath . Pretty sure that's beyond the mass of Jupiter

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Pc Supes blew out stars with his breath . Pretty sure that's beyond the mass of Jupiter

Jupiter Gorilla is a stacked composite of how many Gorillas it'd take to = the mass of Jupiter.

[Guy Smiley]

Jupiter Gorilla is a stacked composite of how many Gorillas it'd take to = the mass of Jupiter.

I decided to math this out.

mass of Jupiter: 1.898 × 10^27 kg

mass of average adult male gorilla 157 kg

= 1.2089172e25 gorillas are stacked to produce Jupiter Gorilla.

a 157 kg gorilla is 346-odd lbs. A gorilla supposedly can bench 6 times its body weight, or roughly 2077 lbs.

2077 * 1.2089172e25 gorillas = roughly 25 octillion lbs, or 1,898+ Earths.

So, King Krypto and Jupiter Gorilla are not only in the same ballpark planet-moving-wise, but they may actually play ball with planets.

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[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Now we just need to do the maths for how fast it'd be. Though I seem to recall it was pretty up there, then again. The Old Boards were lost.

[Sharpandpointies]

Basically, Jupiter Gorilla was one of the few characters who could give all iterations of the Flash a 'run' for their money. As noted, it's ~1.2089172e25 gorillas. Multiply that by their running speed of 20 mph or so (I'm lowballing it, it's 20-25). That works out to ~24e25 miles per hour.

The speed of light is...a lot, lot, lot slower. Orders and orders and orders of magnitude slower (and orders and orders...).

As I recall, Jupiter Gorilla versus Marvel Earth was basically him running through Reed's lab (having deactivated all of his security - stacked composite, his IQ is not even worth considering in numbers), deciphering his tech, using that to kill Doom, taking Doom's tech as well (this is all in the first minute or so), then blowing up the planet and flying off to take over the Kree empire or something along those lines.

[The Dork Knight]

The sun's mass is 330,000 times that of earth though. So no, not in the same ballpark really