*Nods to Bullet Sniper* Silverback Gorilla runs an Action Movie Gauntlet

[Guy Smiley]

The protagonists of each of these movies is replaced by a silverback gorilla with human-level intelligence and valid identification and paperwork asserting that it is each of these protagonists, with their legal identities, careers, citizenships, etc. despite being a gorilla. The gorilla knows how to drive, shoot, etc. but may have physical difficulties with equipment built for humans. The gorilla tries to stick to the general plot, but will attempt reasonable alternative plans to achieve the same end if it can't replicate something the original protagonist could do. The gorilla cannot speak, but significant characters can somehow understand it anyway, much like Luke understanding R2D2.

1) Rocky

2) The Bourne Identity

3) Fast and the Furious

4) First Blood

5) Commando

6) The Raid

7) Ip Man

Which of these movies can the gorilla succeed in? How are they notably altered?

[Powerboy]

Of the three of these movies that I've seen:

Rocky: Should walk through the boxing matches beating Rocky's "club opponents" easily and without injury to himself and then managing to land a punch on Creed and become the World Heavyweight Champion early in the fight in the first movie. Then again, he probably was never a club fighter and won the title ten years earlier and is never considered the underdog which is the essence of Rocky.

In "First Blood", he probably has a serious problem using human weapons due to hand size, etc. Debatable if he still goes through something very similar to the story since the opponents in those movies couldn't shoot a barn wall from the inside of the barn.

The definite fail is "Commando" since even a silverback gorilla couldn't perform the strength or durability feats Matrix performed.