Villain Envy: If You Could Swap Places with a Villain, Who Would You Choose?

[Iron Maiden]

I would think the Only Gentleman thief in marvel would be The Fox. I could be wrong though.

Yeah, forgot about him. But that's his style alright. I see where it's been revealed that he was the one who mentored Felicia Hardy

[Riv86672]

What about Gambit?
He’s more of a roguish thief but still.

[Voices From the Eyrie]

David Xanatos!

Oh wait, Marvel villain...

Hmm...

If I say Victor Von Doom, do I get the body dysmorphia? I'll settle for the single scar Kirby face.

[Devaishwarya]

The One and Only....Selene
Psychic Vampire. Mutant. Sorceress. Immortal. Revered as a Goddess and...
I get to keep my black leather corset, thigh-highs and whip.
Selene UXM 189 05 a.jpg

[JudicatorPrime]

David Xanatos!

Oh wait, Marvel villain...

Hmm...

If I say Victor Von Doom, do I get the body dysmorphia? I'll settle for the single scar Kirby face.

Yep. But you can always cast a spell of forgetfulness on yourself to make you forget that you have body dysmorphia.

[Iron Maiden]

I never saw any reason for Doom to have body dysmorphia. He's had no problem being naked at times, even when lion wrestling or facing other felines like the goddess Bast.

[Midnight_v]

Yeah... sadly ... or off the cuff at least its gotta be Doom.

He's rich, he a KING with a actual castle and he can do FREAKING magic.

Its a pretty good deal. . .

[Michael Watkins]

I’d choose Mystique

[pageturner]

purple man could be fun you no without the murdery assaulty stuff.

[Michael Watkins]

purple man could be fun you no without the murdery assaulty stuff.

You’ll eventually have to murder someone. Someone will notice and come for you. It’s a resource that bad people will want to exploit. And, by definition, if you use your power to get laid you have committed assault.

[JudicatorPrime]

Yeah... sadly ... or off the cuff at least its gotta be Doom.

He's rich, he a KING with a actual castle and he can do FREAKING magic.

Its a pretty good deal. . .

I don't know that I would choose Doom, but I do know that if I did choose to be an Earth-based villain, others would definitely see me as a Doom, Magneto, or Anti-Man type character. I already feel like there are way too many idiots on this planet for my liking, and I don't have the patience to wait for humanity to evolve beyond its own selfish proclivities.

[GOLGO 13]

I shall become Raven Darkhome, alias Mystique, and pursue happiness.

Instead of Satsuki?

[GOLGO 13]

The One and Only....Selene
Psychic Vampire. Mutant. Sorceress. Immortal. Revered as a Goddess and...
I get to keep my black leather corset, thigh-highs and whip.
Selene UXM 189 05 a.jpg

Please, Go On...

[babyblob]

Reed Richards. Hot Wife. Super Smart. Lots of cool inventions. And before you say he is not a villain look at how many of his expariments to aid society have back fired. I mean Hell he even saved the life of Galactus, a being responsible for the deaths of millions of lifes.

[Huntsman Spider]

Reed Richards. Hot Wife. Super Smart. Lots of cool inventions. And before you say he is not a villain look at how many of his expariments to aid society have back fired. I mean Hell he even saved the life of Galactus, a being responsible for the deaths of millions of lifes.

And that's not even counting Civil War.