Originally Posted by
Circe
"It is so pleasing to meet one who enjoys quality accessorizing, friend Weaver!" Circe watched the giant spider-thing gleefully conduct his bizarre choreography.
...YES YES FELLOW FRIEND-WEAVER I BIP AND BOP AND ROUND AND ROUND THEY GO ACCESSORIES ENLIVENED BY AN ACCESSORY LOVELY ISN'T IT LOVELY...
Originally Posted by
Circe
"Hurry! The Spear may be just the distraction we need to get to the required objects before her! Grab any other mystic items you see! We can sort them out later!"
With a wave of her hand, Circe conjures up a hammerspace basket into the grasp of every member of the party. Whether they choose to enter the catacombs, face Power Woman, or keep mining the shelves of the store, they'll likely need them!
The Weaver took his new bag and Weaved its entrance to be larger. With a flourish of his hands he directed the conveyor belt of products to waltz right into it, forcing them to sprint with a clap of his hands. Balls rolled, books flapped paper wings straight through.
...ALLOW ME ALLOW ME AN APPOINTED OFFICER DIRECTING THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC COME NEW FRIENDS LEAP AND PIROUETTE INTO THE INFINIWEAVING...
Originally Posted by
Power Woman
They start to see the fire spread toward them.
"Of course you did, Alkyone. Now let's kill these idiots, claim what we need, and get out of here."
...AH YES HERE FOR YOUR SUICIDE I SEE FULFILLING YOUR NAMESAKE AS BEST YOU CAN DO NOT WORRY I WILL DO ALL IN MY POWER TO HELP SEE THAT YOU INDEED KILL YOURSELVES PROFLIGATE UNCOUTH CREATURES...
...YOU INVADE THIS HUB OF GOODS AND SERVICES IT IS WITH SUCH IRE THAT YOU SEEM TO WANT TO UNRAVEL EXISTENCE PITEOUS IGNORANCE YOU DABBLE IN THINGS BEYOND YOUR KEN YOU COME TO SNATCH THESE MYSTICAL ITEMS SEE THEN IT IS ONLY JUST THAT THEY'VE A CHANCE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES IN THIS FIGHT FOR ALL THAT IS...
The sorcerer hat's glow began to visibly radiate deeper, and The Weaver's voice thrummed to new heights.
...I AM WEAVER...
...IT IS IN MY VERY CORE TO STOP YOU...
Those items that had already danced beyond Him suddenly took flight and darted toward the two villains below! Corrosive liquids and inks, unstable potions, jars caging god knows what worked to block their vision, encumber their limbs, burst in their eyes, all trying to create openings for other Heroes to land blows! With a conductor's grace he gathered more items into the bag, conserving the more volatile vials and a few enchanted dolls and idols to strike further.