X-Men #3 [Hordeculture] - Review/Spoilers

[powerpax]

Storm and Jean fans have trouble containing their bitterness.

I love Storm and Emma, leave me right outta this

[Vegan Daddy]

Sucks to that. They're just botanical boomers blaming the young.

They’re actually blaming agrochemical and biotech companies that genetically tampered with plants for profits. They killed the boomer capitalist executives and now they’re going to liberate plants and animals from humanoid fascism.

I honestly don’t know how Hickman is going to paint them as villains, especially when they’re being pitted against people like Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, and Apocalypse.

[Vegan Daddy]

So, the antagonists are the Golden Girls crossed with the Planeteers and they raided the Reavers' armory...

...I can dig it. :shrug:

On the other hand:

Rabid environmentalists bug the sh*t outta me...

Because most environmentalists are ineffectual dweebs with a savior complex. Grandma Unit is the real thing.

[tuck frump]

Hordeculture >>>>> Mutants and their stupid Peter Pan island

Geriatric eco-terrorists who want to wipe out humanity to save the environment is a big mood.

Welcome back, Kweening.

I cant vibe with these old ladies bc humanity aint killing the environment. Rich white ppl are. Im not here for the edgy genocidal activism.

[Vegan Daddy]

Welcome back, Kweening.

I cant vibe with these old ladies bc humanity aint killing the environment. Rich white ppl are. Im not here for the edgy genocidal activism.

Capitalism is killing the environment. Old Ladies just flexed on two of the richest, whitest people on the planet.

[Handsome men don't lose fights]

They’re actually blaming agrochemical and biotech companies that genetically tampered with plants for profits. They killed the boomer capitalist executives and now they’re going to liberate plants and animals from humanoid fascism.

I honestly don’t know how Hickman is going to paint them as villains, especially when they’re being pitted against people like Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, and Apocalypse.

It's easy. They want to kill 6.7 billion people and they're uppity thieves. I already hate them. Old people suck.

[pkingdom]

They’re actually blaming agrochemical and biotech companies that genetically tampered with plants for profits. They killed the boomer capitalist executives and now they’re going to liberate plants and animals from humanoid fascism.

I honestly don’t know how Hickman is going to paint them as villains, especially when they’re being pitted against people like Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, and Apocalypse.

Kinda, yeah. Its not helping that 2 of the 3 people they fought this issue were exactly the rich white assholes responsible for the planet being an climate shitshow.

[Astroman]

Good issue. Anyone complaining clearly just wants their own personal, servicey fanfic.

Yup! And you know that all the complainers are going to buy the next issue. And the next. And the next. Keeping sales up and telling Marvel that DoX is AWESOME! ROTFLMAO,

[BroHomo]

F-Word the Planet! Build more Abercrombie & Fitch stores

[Vegan Daddy]

It's easy. They want to kill 6.7 billion people and they're uppity thieves. I already hate them. Old people suck.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

/10char

[yellow cyclone]

So, was this onscreen confirmation that Sebastion is bisexual? Kind of suits his libertine aesthetic.

i took it as shaw saying, "i'm a monster and i won't hold back even if you are old ladies"

[Vegan Daddy]

I too threaten people by telling them I’ve had sex with men.

[BroHomo]

I too threaten people by telling them I’ve had sex with men.

I'll take you up on your threats....
Just don't threaten in my hair

[Handsome men don't lose fights]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

/10char

Okay, Mr. Misanthrope, what about the part where they said they were going to either enslave Krakoa to their cause or nip it off the vine if it got in their way? Those geriatric gin guzzlers are staking claim to the promised land.

[Wolverine12]

Loved this issue! Yu's art was the best it's been in the 3 books so far and honestly I thought this was hilarious. Poison Ivy vs the X-Men, never saw that coming.