"Danielle... I intend to do something rash and violent." - Betsy Braddock
Krakoa, Arakko, and Otherworld forever!
"Danielle... I intend to do something rash and violent." - Betsy Braddock
Krakoa, Arakko, and Otherworld forever!
I love most of Krakoa. I don't agree with some of it (the culty parts). But I love the ever going party, the government style, and the fact that mutants finally have a nation!
People desperately want there to be an actual Krakoan cult so, I'm happy to oblige.
I hearby announce that I have had a REVELATION my fellow Krakoans! I have been visited by the Great Mutant Spirit of Love and Life and Mystery, LeeKirbClareByrnMorrisQuitelyHick and it was glorious! That name is easier to pronounce in Krakoan but sometimes they just like being called "Roy."
They (gender and identity itself is far too limiting) showed me that the key to happiness and mastery in life can be found by following the initiatory curriculum given by the Great Mutant World Tree here on the Eastern shore of Krakoa.
The sap from the Great Mutant World Tree can be turned into a potent Holy Beverage that will allow one to not only see Roy in all of the multi-limbed, multi-faced, multi-voiced divine glory, but will also help you get a better return on your taxes, will clean your gutters while you sleep, and will help bring about peace between humans and mutants (no guarantees about Inhumans though). Also, the more you drink the more you will LOVE HICKMAN! LOVE HICKMAN!! LOVE HICKMAN!!!!!!
Join me my fellow Krakoans! I can't be High-Priest and sole cult member alone (although I prefer the term "Grand-High Mucky-Muck")!
Can Astroman, Grand-High Mucky-Muck of Roy, the Krakoan god of Love, Life, and Mystery get a witness?
I submit all that I am and all that I have to The One. The Mystery. The Light and Life. The Love.
Om Shanty Hallelujah and So Mote it be.
Lord Ewing *Praise His name! Uplift Him in song!* Your divine works will be remembered and glorified in worship for all eternity. Amen!
Welcome Sibling!
We are baptised and resurrected in the Holy Juices! *bell rings* We are baptised and resurrected in the Holy Juices! *bell rings* We are baptised and resurrected in the Holy Juices! *bell rings*
Lord Ewing *Praise His name! Uplift Him in song!* Your divine works will be remembered and glorified in worship for all eternity. Amen!
im so glad x-fans are embracing the weird, i will not miss the daily anti-avengers/inhumans/bias, now our payback is our money